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A minute of your time?
Forget about it

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https://t.co/dgDdWgI292

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@StoneAlun @GBNEWS the records keep being broken year after year, they're not one offs are they?

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@currys Please start stocking Fiio products!

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@Bugatti "The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."...

Sell Mark McCann YT some clutch plates, how greedy can you be - it's inhumane!

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@eneribehave haha just seen this on reddit, I think you're basically a celeb now
https://t.co/YiHm34xCGp

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@Toonfan_Wz @eneribehave How many small boat crossings were there before Brexit?

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@chrisca34169368 @aroundliv Same old story, the Irish got it for generations now they've just moved onto different races to blame for all of societies problems. Irish, Jamaicans, Polish, Romanians, now it's moved to anyone with non-white skin. The ruling classes are lying and deflecting and you eat it up.

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@queenofaerobics Oh ye, and get Flahavans porridge if you can, best I've had!

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@queenofaerobics haha soz...salt weirdly makes it taste well better, just like 1/3 teaspoon, not loads. Here's the recipe I use

80g rolled oats
250ml milk
150ml water
Small pinch of salt

Cook it slowly and stir constantly when it gets up to temp, you'll know when it's ready. Sugar/Berries 🤘

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@Covid50s @aroundliv is that greek?

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@kingsolo4reall @Bricktop_NAFO your president was in the biggest grooming gang bro

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Trump constantly reminds me of the famous scene in the film, Chopper..."Your mum's upset!"

https://t.co/hGl59bZens

trigger warning for domestic violence

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@xplynx @rimalatass Sunset Vibes - Dimitris Athanasiou

[🌺🌸🇺🇸✝️MAR✝️🇺🇸🌸🌺 @mamacita4life2]

Hyenas laughing at dad jokes is absolutely hilarious.

Take a listen and enjoy!!!🤣🤣🤣

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@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ https://t.co/FDHY6FMgsQ

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@Dustin0308 @HeroDividend they can't even extract Venezuelan oil because the infrastructure is shite

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Probably texting a few guys at the same time, I'd guess she texts the one she likes quickly, but keeps the rest of them waiting, doing just enough to make them believe they have a chance. If/when her main crush stops texting her, she'll move onto plan b. The modern dating world

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@64_alwaysLFC @RGravenberch stfu

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@Josue41923365 @VickyTroke @libriscent How come it's recognised in medical diagnostics then?

Brain imaging studies have shown significant differences in brain structure, connectivity and neurotransmitter regulation in people diagnosed with ADHD. I feel sorry for your patients. Another luddite quack