maria

sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@mpregFC please don’t even put this out into the universe I COULDN’T BEAR A RETURN OF THAT FUCKASS PUBE BEARD

[Ariadne🪷 @YTIPYTIPC]

The people's princess

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@jvicwills purposefully left them out because that is the singular big club that is somehow doing even WORSE than we are…what could possibly lead you to say something so insane

[jude bellingham fanpage @addictionjude]

andriy lunin giving a piggyback ride to jude bellingham is so adorable. 😛

[nyra @nyrania22]

argentinian players can celebrate right in jude’s face and provoke him, their brothers can post stories clowning jude, and they can kick jude’s leg while he’s down during a stoppage, yet the second jude defends himself, suddenly he's the obsessed one? 😂😂😂

[ً @jobepilled]

THE NYA BEING ON THE SAME TIMING AS SCARE JUDE 😭😭😭

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@totorology @bellatrixstark lewandowski did…

[maria @zhubeilinn]

okay realistically if jude were to leave rma at some point, where would he most likely go? the only places i could think of would be city, arsenal and maybe liverpool, but i’m so curious what other people think

[maria @zhubeilinn]

we miss you grandpa please come home

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@JuriJayB he’s the perfect madrid player fr…it breaks my heart that the team around him just cannot figure it out together. i want nothing more than for him to spend his prime years there and become an rma legend but these last 2 years have been tough 🥲

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@YTIPYTIPC i don’t want him to leave and it would definitely be an infinitely greater shitshow than it already is without him but this last week has been so brutal i can’t help but wonder how this can go on 😭😭

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 The average position of each Real Madrid player on the pitch vs Atletico Madrid. @lequipe

Kylian Mbappé and Vini Jr had the EXACT same average position, to the point where Vini cannot even be seen on the graphic 🤯

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@etherealyours psg maybe but nah sorry he’s never going to an arab club, he said before money isn’t the most important factor for him - it’s why he went for rma over city despite them offering more. maybe at the end of his career but definitely not anytime in the next decade

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@ggiitana i am inclined to agree but if we do end up with a threepeat i don’t know if i trust the entire club to not implode and then i feel like anything could happen

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@stressedspice yeah i agree, i’m just thinking of what he’d do if he felt his hand was forced (the current state of rma makes me think anything could happen)

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@00Xiaria00 yeah i can’t really see him anywhere else either tbh which is why i was trying to figure out if the only way ahead truly is to try and weather the shitstorm going on at the club for the next few years…

[gam @mbafraaude]

Le salvó el culo contra el Espanyol. Se lo salvó casi contra el Betis. Se lo salvó contra el Elche. Y su recompensa es darle 0 minutos cada vez que puede.

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@beerbellybutton i fear that may be the case…so just years of suffering ahead i guess HALA MADRID

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@kaveh1560239105 @realjudedrid yeah well, that’s kind of why i made this post in the first place

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@kaveh1560239105 @realjudedrid i didn’t expect shit from him tactically but he was the only person who even had a chance at getting the dressing room politics to work, which was a big issue. or rather the old him could’ve i guess, but clearly he’s grown soft lmao

[maria @zhubeilinn]

@Igbt127 same, i’m trying to be a group fan but these flops are TESTING ME freefalling off the melon top 100!! how dare they do this to this generation’s it boy