Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's my body being yeeted through the atmosphere. Commander Zico Shepard, Earthborn. Sarcastic asshole. puns. #MERP #18+

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

Zico Shepard, orphan, infiltrator. Serious #RP #MERP and tends to like spontaneous rp's. 18+ in DM's. Hit me up!

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

When you pop back on your first RP account and almost everyone is gone... damn. I still remember sitting in the library mooching off wifi and looking for jobs while chatting to y'all. Only way is up I guess.

💜thank you💜

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

Anybody want a pair of balls? I mean- my tonils. I need them out STAT!!

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

I exercise mine by flipping people the bird. Really works the shoulders!

[EDI @Normandy_EDI]

I exercise my mobile platform by achieving at least 10,000 steps per 24 hour cycle.

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

That time on Alchera... I may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun. #girlbossgaslightgatekeep

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

this is very accurate, who made this

[Carlos Alonzo Morales @CarlosAlonzoM]

If you know you know

[T. A. Hernandez (Tanni) @ta_hernandez5]

Walked out of class today to find this parking ticket on my motorcycle. Totally made my day.

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

If someone did this to me, they'd have to call Garrus to heavy my crying ass out of that gate...

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

When I worked for London Underground a woman wearing an N7 hoodie was rushing to the gate while trying to find her Oyster card. I preemptively opened it and waved her through, as she passed I just said, “Shepard,” I remember the smile on her face till this day. Mass Effect rules.

[Game Informer @gameinformer]

A Saren post a day keeps the boss away.

Who is is your favorite video game villain? 👀

[m0rket @m0rket]

Experimenting with Shep and Liara designs for ME4. I wanna dream a little bit about what would be 🤔

#MassEffect

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

@bioware in the nicest way possible... I could just download a hd texture pack and few more tweaks for FREE online/donate to a creator.

You're not doing anything new are you? I realise it's a choice, and so I will not be buying the games. It's a money grab at this point.

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

@TuchankasFinest ....let's just call it a typo... 😳

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

@TuchankasFinest No, that's a keeper. Don't be rude Grunt!

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up and make food so I'm choosing to starve instead.

Don't mourn me, friends. Just throw some pizza and ryncol on my grave(or alternatively into space - I died twice, so it's my second grave, I think???).

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

Got an itch you can't scratch? With Varren you definitely will.

Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Don't be a Scrooge, wrap your cooch.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeSR2]

Protect your children from the dangers of Reaper texting.

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

@OperativeSR2 We miss you too, Miri.

[Lt. Cmd Zico Shepard @ZicoShepard]

The upside of having to wear a mask is that I can hide my perpetual bitch face.

Downside? All these fools that "dismissed the claims" about the 'Rona.

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

"You changed", yeah, bro, I watched Mordin sacrifice himself 8 years ago and I'm still not over it.