King Jane

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@JohnMayer uh developing a crush on john mayer ...put him on the top of the list of boys i went to hs w/, & closeted gay celebs

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@JohnMayer but the album as a whole lacked a story; which is why the second is perfection. #speechless is the most applicable love song ever

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I respect artists who release music they believe in and with a slow steady pulse while doing it, live or die.

[King Jane @ziebuck]

i think it's time for me to change my tampon, jack off, and wash my hair before i start spiraling into when whoopi saves me mode #lifeonmars

[King Jane @ziebuck]

snaps for mike nichols ...for marrying the only journalist who did a special on the state of er that is indian reservations in the usa

[King Jane @ziebuck]

we gotta make sure that the river doesn't stop running and we are going to do it the right way... by going grandmother willow on la next gen

[King Jane @ziebuck]

yeah, like you are going to not be awesomely nerdy after working w/@WhoopiGoldberg on sister act 2. omg she is like: let the river run?

[King Jane @ziebuck]

after setting off the most beautiful teen romance ever for liberty was like a less cool version of jesse from #savedbythebell or lauryn hill

[King Jane @ziebuck]

interesting fact... actually just rent the movie about the first school shooting that took place in canada (jimmy lived.white dealer bff#rip

[King Jane @ziebuck]

haha yeah like white girls are ever not cute on top of being skinny or busty (if you don't laugh at this joke then maybe i am the real jimmy

[King Jane @ziebuck]

to wake up black or jewish b/c i thought i would never amount to anything as a gentile white female in america w/o being skinny or busty

[King Jane @ziebuck]

that was a joke... but i really would like to be told omg you are not crazy. just weird as fuck for praying2a debatable god as a little girl

[King Jane @ziebuck]

but it's easier for my imagination to believe a genius knows exactly how to keep me from ever demanding a career4 I'm so great w/ Facebook

[King Jane @ziebuck]

but then i watched the snl clips of drake and i was like a)omg this kid can act b) am i getting manipulated by the devil or is he like in2me

[King Jane @ziebuck]

the catch phrase was "degrassi... it goes there" but honestly canadian teens are not like american teen sexy so i doubted amandabynes tweets

[King Jane @ziebuck]

at BU's number one ranked undergrad theater dept we would all gather together on friday nights to get stoned and lose it to degrassi

[King Jane @ziebuck]

https://t.co/3yrYRZHZLn @drizzy oops i would to choose to go by my middle name but last name og racial slur, first name oath to god

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@Drake why do you not talk about degrassi when your generation had the most unusual teen pregnancy story line (fiction or non) #liberty

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@Drake why do you not talk about degrassi when your generation had the most unusual teen pregnancy story line (fiction or non) #liberty

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@Drake or is the owl sacred in canada do you just think owls are cool; which if that's the truth then ____________________ #nowords #vomits

[King Jane @ziebuck]

@Drake athena (@tinafey's daughter #ew #hot), the 100 acre woods, or only women lie or only w/liberty or did you see an owl deus ex machina