Jay Z

i am a vegas bomb enthusiast with great calves #makecromfamous

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I love watching all the grown men cry on national television in Lexington bars right now

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Do people realize that McDonald's will come out with the McRobot to make their food and fire everyone if the minimum wage goes to $10.10?

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You know you're growing up when the news tells you it's 4/20

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@TheoSalvatore you are washed up...hard to believe you were ever in a frat

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"Do you have a copy of my deck?" I definitely giggled like an 8 yr old girl...

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PSA: the word "deck" sounds a lot like "dick" when spoken by an Englishman

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@Gucci_mAnna I believe Voltaire said it better... "common sense is not so common"

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B-O-O-S-I-E B-A-D-A-Z-Z THATS ME

How happy is @CHOOCH3R today?

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Zero chance Sheehey gets laid tonight

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LOL-How does Gucci Loafer Tom not make team run sprints if noah doesn't touch ball every possession?

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At least we get to see one year of vonleh...

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@zoakes_ spearmint rhino

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If you think any university is "above" court storming you should go play in traffic...world is a better place without fun sponges

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“@zoakes_: Middle class loves video games ... Like yo put forth that effort in not being poor” @cr0m666

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“@68INCOGNITO: @RyanCrinnigan @ChrisBurke_SI I'll go cry in my new Ferrari :(” #owned

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@ACook513 you ain't a business man, you a business, man!

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@SamDeardorff OMG

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@cr0m666 @dseagull *alleged DUI

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RT my last tweet