Sierra

[𝓝. @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

meu jeito de avisar que já quero ir embora

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

If I got the explosive diarrhea parasite I probably wouldn’t even notice.

[ℳari ౨ৎ @lyannasgf]

if i had a dragon and it died id actually kill myself im so serious

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[💐 deer @mydeermaiden]

you're laughing. my firstborn son, baegel targaryen, my everything, was lightly toasted by way of dragon and you're laughing.

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

was eating chips and he brought me his doggie chip toy 😭 now we are eating chips together !!!!

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

This is koko, our cat. This is NOT our house

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[💐 deer @mydeermaiden]

may i present my firstborn son, baegel targaryen

[riley 🪲 @rhubarbsnob]

Had to wake her up to get my book man I feel like shit

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

been getting really into sashimi lately

[🍹Dean🌴⛱️ @ItsMeDeaner]

Look at his eyes after tasting home made whipped cream

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

i hate it when people are strict at a games night because my favourite thing to do at games is cheat. monopoly. charade. whot. ludo. i will cheat. we are adults now and it’s okay to cheat. it’s part of the fun.

[d o o m e d @noe_bernkastel]

Creo que mi gata sabe que he puesto una cámara porque se tira el día así y me da hasta mal rollo