Cris

Life is all about goodbyes

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

The women’s soccer team literally got a cut of the Men’s World Cup winnings.

[Godzerah Godzerah @Itsgodzerah]

In America you can be black and beat women and be arrested over 50 times with zero consequences but god help your soul if you are white and leak a video game.

[Baalzamon35 @baalzamon35]

"Maybe she murdered her children in pre planned, cold blood. But did you see one time she had to put shoes on her kid by herself?!?!"

Women are fucking batshit crazy.

[Cris @zig_xag]

@Crow_Nester @Randomvideos107 Yes cause people don’t know how to own big dogs

[Cris @zig_xag]

@Crow_Nester @Randomvideos107 It’s not about whether they killed me or not lol. It’s the fact any animal attacks. If you don’t know how to train big dogs. Don’t own big dogs. If you can’t drive a big ass truck or suv. Don’t own one. Drive a small car you can handle. It’s a people thing. Not a dog

[Cris @zig_xag]

@Crow_Nester @Randomvideos107 Had pitbulls as a kid. Nothing ever happened. Was friends with many people that own them. Nothing ever happens. I did get bit by a chihuahua and a husky. Never ever by a pitbull. Not even ones I’ve never met before. You need to know how to carry urself around big animals.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

This is so great. These two guys are exposing the incoherence of the trans movement and it's driving NPCs nuts.

[Cruadin @cruadin]

I didn’t know we could just declare transgender claims to be in “bad faith” and then simply dismiss those claims out of hand.

This is a clarifying revelation. Thanks, WNBA!

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

> engaged
> cheats on fiancé
> marries guy she cheated with
> quits her job on a whim
> fails out of art school
> loses tons of money
> basically cheats on husband too
> angry because he pursued his dream job
> angry even though he’s making great $
> make him go to therapy
> threatens divorce

Pam Beesly was a genuinely awful person.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

both on house arrest in 7th grade is pitiful. yall be shitty parents and gloat abt it on social media 😭 a mf couldn’t pay me to post my kids like this.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

So the tariff costs were passed on to the consumers, but the refund went straight to the corporations.

Lol

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Logan Paul: “When Oliver [Tree] was on my podcast, I asked him if I could use his song. He said... ‘Yeah, we'll whitelist the channel’”

“4 years passed. Within 2 days, I'm not kidding. Within 2 days of him passing, his label claimed that podcast”

[Kirito Republican 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @SAOConservative]

Your mother literally abandoned you and you’re still finding ways to blame your own trauma on your father. Holy shit.

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Barack ain’t have niggas hitting the Swanton Bomb off the couch 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Spain takes a Pro Palestine stance
>Spain refuses to help with the Iran war
>Mysteriously, a wave of illegal immigrants from Africa hits their shores and a bunch of Israelis promote it

There is no such thing as a coincidence

[Alexandra Lains @realalexlains]

I have a conspiracy theory to discuss..

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: Spain's Civil Guard chief declares the border has "TOTALLY COLLAPSED," per @BillMelugin_

THOUSANDS of military-aged African men have poured over the border in the past several hours.

This is because Spain just gave AMNESTY to illegals. All amnesty does is ENCOURAGE more illegal immigration.

[Cris @zig_xag]

@Dustinhayez11 @FBIHouston He was framed.