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Attacca! #cesarini #amisupposedtoyellit?

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It’s a sleigh ride, not a sleigh race #sleighride #plankisms #communityband

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“If we can’t play at J, we’re silly as gooseberries.” #fromthepodium

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“You can go cuckoo for coconuts there,” and “all set?” are the only things said to the timpanist in rehearsal #fromthepodium #boomdiddyboom #timpanilove

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#lowbrass #communityband #smalltown

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Sorry, it’s a no from me. #nope #whowritesthis #damnyoularrymactaggart

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There is no such thing as boring music, only boring musicians. #fromthepodium #youch

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If you’re reading this, I made it through a rehearsal that was 25% The Liberty Bell. #revelli #sousa #conductorsfavoritemarch

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Effect: trumpets howling like screechy cats. Cause: clarinets tuning a chord above the staff #tuning #ouch #trumpetshinaningans

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“It’s like showing up to prom in your school clothes instead of dressing up all dashing, or beautiful - I should say pretty because beauty comes from within.” #fromthepodium #musicmetaphors #analogiesgoneastray

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It may be a passing tone, but it isn’t passing very well. #fromthepodium #passingtone #BbMaj6

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“Who’s responsible for the tempo? It’s not me. *pause.* It’s everyone.” #guestconductor #podiumwisdom

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The percussion making thunder noises on the bass drum when the rain hits and rehearsal resumes. #severewagnerwarning #percussion #backrowsyndrome

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That feeling when you have to take shelter for a tornado warning in the middle of rehearsal but it’s okay cause the alternative is playing this nonsense. #notadrill #toomanydamnarpeggios #severewagnerwarning

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Freakin’ flippin’ Fortissimo #fromthepodium

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If your section isn’t getting enough attention, just take your shirt off. #selfespressivo #itsnotevenmarchingseason

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It’s important to write in your music. #bringapencil #directorsnotes

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Three ledger lines: “That’s higher than gay pitch” #gay #gayfacts #dontarguewithscience #abovethestaff

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Some might say the last tweet was lacking hashtags, but... #whatsapoundsign

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