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[Roczana @im_roczana]

Sometimes humans have to be corrected forcefully

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

Low quality videos never dissapoint😭😂

[Odinas @Uodinas]

This is the Greatest AURA farming by a club ever, no other club have tried this ever again. All because of one man.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

MESSI MESSI MESSI 😭😭😭

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

On this day 450AD: Jesus Christ fed 5000 people

On this day 2020: 8-2

On this day 2026: Zero shot on target

[Rasheed || Securities Counsel @AromokalaRashid]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Goals in Every Minute of a Match (1–90).

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

The Cristiano Ronaldo aura cheat code in real life 😭 Danny Simpson was struggling on a date with Miss California in LA until Cristiano randomly walked up to give him a hug in the restaurant. A single hello from Ronaldo completely flipped her attitude from total disinterest to all-in. Off-Pitch assist at its peak.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Imagine being 24 and scoring a golazo so crazy that FIFA screams “omo we need a special award for goals like this” hence the birth of the Puskas Award.

Cristiano Ronaldo mahn🐐

[Odinas @Uodinas]

"When we ask for dribbles". Well here you go or this doesn't count as dribbling?

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

“He went to the USA 3 years earlier so he can get used to the weather there”

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪🫟 @reitheiconn]

Even if them carry the pistol give you, you go complete zero shot on target like your idolo

[banger dad @oneunseriousdad]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 1’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 2’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Roma - 3’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 4’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Dynamo Kyiv - 5’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 6’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Atlético Madrid - 7’ 
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Schalke - 8’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Galatasaray - 9’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lyon - 10’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Malmö - 11’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Shakhtar Donetsk - 12’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ajax - 13’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Basel - 14’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Valencia - 15’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 16’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 17’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Marseille - 18’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Real Sociedad - 19’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. CSKA Moscow - 20’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. APOEL - 21’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Celta Vigo - 22’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 23’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Levante - 24’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Granada - 25’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Elche - 26’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Málaga - 27’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sevilla - 28’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liverpool - 29’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ludogorets - 30’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Inter Milan - 31’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Parma - 32’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Torino - 33’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Juventus - 34’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lazio - 35’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Napoli - 36’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Genoa - 37’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Udinese - 38’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sampdoria - 39’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bologna - 40’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fiorentina - 41’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bayern Munich - 42’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Borussia Dortmund - 43’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Werder Bremen - 44’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 45’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Panathinaikos - 46’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 47’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Manchester City - 48’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 49’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Arsenal - 50’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Chelsea - 51’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 52’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Newcastle United - 53’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Aston Villa - 54’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fulham - 55’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. West Ham - 56’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Everton - 57’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bolton Wanderers - 58’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Blackburn Rovers - 59’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Stoke City - 60’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wigan Athletic - 61’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hull City - 62’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sunderland - 63’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 64’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Middlesbrough - 65’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hungary - 66’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Iceland - 67’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Croatia - 68’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wales - 69’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Netherlands - 70’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Czech Republic - 71’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sweden - 72’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Denmark - 73’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Russia - 74’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Northern Ireland - 75’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. France - 76’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Germany - 77’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Switzerland - 78’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Poland - 79’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Serbia - 80’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ukraine - 81’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lithuania - 82’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Luxembourg - 83’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Andorra - 84’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Latvia - 85’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Armenia - 86’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Azerbaijan - 87’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liechtenstein - 88’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina - 89’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Al-Hilal - 90’

Chibuzor fans, over to you 😂

[WESTSIDE 🦅 @MADRIDBOY33]

Dear Ronaldo fans

Make we expose abacha's time in PSG??

Abii make we suspend cooking?? 😂😂

[𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪🫟 @reitheiconn]

You no wan accept say Pele scored 127 goals in a calendar year but you wan make we believe he score 1000+ goals

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

You bring World Cup won against France

I bring Uefa Euro won against France

If I bring Nations league won against Spain

What will you bring??😭😂😂😂

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

“Can you win the Ballon d’Or without playing for a European club? 🤔”

[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

“I was dropped by Rangers International and they refused to sign me because I wasn’t Igbo.”

- Moses Simon

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

As I said before, it’s extremely rare to see Yoruba’s who are not indigenous to Lagos or any other state to claim Lagos or other states as their state of origin.

Yoruba lineage and heritage are uniquely structured around ancestry and family roots.

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.