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here for the shenanigans

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Can we talking about @GilbereForte Free Agency Freestyle
https://t.co/k4iAVZQzPB

[TMZ @TMZ]

Nick Cannon and Christina Milian are throwing it back to 2003 and ask whether they should run it back with a "Love Don't Cost A Thing 2" 👀

📷: IG/nickcannon

[NWS Bay Area 🌉 @NWSBayArea]

A Coastal Flood Advisory has been issued for 9 AM Friday to 3 PM Tuesday for bayshore locations along the San Pablo Bay, San Francisco Bay, and Monterey Bay. Minor coastal flooding is expected during the highest high tide - do not venture around barricades or through water. #CAwx

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Duality

[Keat @FatManKeat]

seriously why did god make geminis?

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Needed ted talk

[Pleasure Architect @11Architect11]

vaginal lubrication is not produced by a gland. there is no gland. the wetness is plasma that sweats through the vaginal wall when blood flow to the surrounding tissue increases during arousal. the medical term is transudation. the vaginal wall becomes engorged with blood, and the pressure forces clear fluid through the cell layer the same way sweat appears on skin during exercise. the wetter she is, the more blood flow she has. the blood flow is a direct measurement of how aroused her nervous system is.

this is why wetness takes time. the blood has to reach the pelvic tissue. the tissue has to engorge. the engorgement has to create enough pressure to push fluid through the wall. the minimum time for full lubrication in most women is 10 to 20 minutes of sustained arousal. the average man initiates penetration at 5 minutes. the math doesn't work. the body is not ready because the clock wasn't respected.

the two Bartholin's glands (located at the vaginal opening) produce a small amount of mucus that provides initial moisture. but the Bartholin's contribution is minor. the majority of what people call "being wet" is transudation from the vaginal wall itself, which requires sustained engorgement to produce. the glands offer a teaser. the wall delivers the flood. the flood takes time.

the speed of lubrication is controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system. the parasympathetic system activates during states of safety, relaxation, and genuine arousal. the sympathetic system (fight or flight) suppresses it. this means anxiety, stress, feeling rushed, or feeling pressured to be ready BEFORE the body is ready actively prevents lubrication. the man who asks "are you wet yet" five minutes in is activating the system that prevents wetness by creating performance pressure. the question delays the answer.

the women who get extremely wet consistently describe the same conditions: they felt safe, they felt desired, they were not rushed, and the arousal built gradually over an extended period. the conditions are emotional first and physical second. the blood flow responds to the nervous system. the nervous system responds to the environment. the environment is created by the partner.

the most common complaint women report is not that they can't get wet. it's that they aren't given enough time to get wet. the body works. the timeline is not respected. and the gap between "he's ready in 3 minutes" and "she's ready in 15 minutes" is the gap that most couples never close because nobody told them the lubrication mechanism requires 10 to 20 minutes of genuine arousal before the vaginal wall has enough blood pressure to transudate.

she's not broken. she's not "slow." the mechanism takes 15 minutes. give it 15 minutes.

[Vee® @Miss_Thuo56]

Ride him reverse while holding his ankles. wen he's ready to nut, tickle his feet😂

[🌬️sol @s0lyluna444]

sexting at 9am on company time bc fuck capitalism fr

[Lalah Delia 📖 @LalahDelia]

Thank you to every single person with spiritual integrity in their heart, ideas, intentions, and actions. This era needs you. May you be blessed.

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

And for my final trick
I'll prove to my self that I can make these delusional dreams a reality.

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return everything to me that you stole, 40 acres cuz we never needed the crack

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I quit my job just to get another job 🫠

[peyton @peytonnd3]

i love twitter because you can talk to yourself and nobody gaf

[Gavur Dağlı @1gawur]

Kışlıkları çıkarma vakti geldi

[🔮Psychic Warlock Dred | $33 Psychic Readings ♃! @darkvdred]

No one on this planet wants to work.

We want to LIVE.

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@darkvdred More like no dates lol

[Alex Adelman @alexadelman]

Sutro Baths if San Francisco cared about culture

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Kuma

[vic 🎃 @zororobinwife]

best one piece character but you can't say any of the strawhat pirates

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I gave it up like 15 yrs ago for lent and then could just taste the artificial syrup when I tried it again

[Ms Ant , is billie jean your lover? @kimberllenaa]

How yall gave up soda ?

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My version of passenger princess

[Kent Williams @_kentw]

hot summer nights in san francisco

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@darkvdred I suck at this 🫠 maybe why I'm single lol