The Danish one

im a mess & just admit it so are u

[The Danish one @zigknee]

He lied about his parents being home and forgot to mention THE FREAKING FUNERAL

[The Danish one @zigknee]

My life is a bad movie and you can’t convice me otherwise. Heres why:

[The Danish one @zigknee]

Its friday and my fiend who is a bartender invite me my other friend to the club where he works. He ends up giving us TONS of free shots and drinks- so I naturally become very drunk. When the club closes it turns out that I cant get home because my train isnt going…

[The Danish one @zigknee]

…. His mom then comes out and Confront me and I then have to explain who I am…. She then asks if the guy is awake- “ he has to get up by now because we’re going to a funeral”….
The morning thing he had AS A FUNERAL. I ran to the station and blocked him everywhere

[The Danish one @zigknee]

Because im way to drunk. I go to sleep, and wake up at 8 am- I am now less drunk and Everything in me screams get the hell home, so naturally i was gonna get my clothes on a run. I get my clothes on in super speed, but as I reach the door, the guys dad yells “Who The Hell Are u”

[The Danish one @zigknee]

The bartender guys says that I can stay at his place. He lives super close to the train station, where my ex lives by so I thought neat I’ve taken that route home a lot so it seemed okay. I just didn’t want to stay if his parents were home- don’t want to meet his parents

[The Danish one @zigknee]

Can’t sleep?
Add a bit of rum to your Chai, or hot coco and boom you’ll sleep on a bed of clouds.

[The Danish one @zigknee]

Anyone wanna be my longdistance boyfriend and just send me money?

[Emma @emmalmelton01]

Yeah I hit all the food groups? serotonin, weed, nicotine and caffeine. That’s all of them.

[The Danish one @zigknee]

I switched my bad habit of eating junk with being a workaholic and an alcoholic-
Im thriving

[The Danish one @zigknee]

All I need is for someone to ruin my life and break my back
Pls and thank you

[zanza @zanzatmk]

it’s arrived

[The Danish one @zigknee]

@zanzatmk Im in love with uu

[The Danish one @zigknee]

I’m single after 2 yrs and have honestly never been better.
My confidence has reached egotistical lvls, and I am very aware of how hot I am. Not sorry.
I love my job, and I have great friends who drink, travel and love me.
In this TED talk I will…

[The Danish one @zigknee]

@zanzatmk Blue exorcist

[The Danish one @zigknee]

Pov:
U just brushed your teeth. U go to bed, find the perfect placement and snuggle into your comfy covers when u realise. U have to pee

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I’m all for good vibes but not good vibes only. That’s an insane request