Kathie Braidley

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Henry David Thoreau~ Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

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Cats must jump onto Dad's stomach when he is taking a nap.

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Samuel Taylor Coleridge~ Friendship is like a sheltering tree.

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John Donne~ No man is an island entire of itself every man is a piece of the continent.

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Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: Is it mine?

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Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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William Shakespeare~ Age cannot wither her nor custom stale Her infinite variety.

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Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them.

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Redneck Description: He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin.

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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't. marr

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Walt Whitman~ I send no agent or medium offer no representative of value

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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

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Robertson Davies~ A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

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B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth).

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If unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens. - Gene Spafford

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You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you'll need that version.

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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

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A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

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We must give more in order to get more. It is the generous giving of ourselves that produce the generous harvest.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?