@fiamet_xochim@RandomSlop@caution2thew you should look into what species of mango you’re getting! species like tommy atkins and haden tend to be far more stringy than ataulfo or kent mangos, which are far creamier with little to no strings
today at work (vet clinic) i walked through the lobby and a client i didn’t know saw me, stared at me for a second, and then said “oh!! thank you!! you just reminded me i need to refill my cat’s prozac!”
how couples argue in 2026:
gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me
bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping.
gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop