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[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Imagine telling Messi back then you’ll be facing this baby in a World Cup final in 20 years😭😭😭 this is genuinely some AOT level writing

[bruna jurídico iCarly @cosgrovespark]

miranda cosgrove confundiu toda uma geração com a transição de megan pra carly

[The Lead @TheLeadSM]

This may go down as the craziest 10 days in NBA history 🤯

[Berto @bertoa_]

whole league making “Oh hell nah” trades

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Who won gold here?

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

geographical luck is a thing

[Spider1o1 🕸️ @spider1o1]

the face woody makes when buzz takes the helmet off of the other one kills me every time

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas. Was. In. Paris.

[Zach Vogt @ZachVogt30]

Since who?

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

spurs up by six with the ball and less the five seconds to go lol this was the most FUCK YOU GUYS dunk i’ve seen in a game in a looooong time 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be