Zija LW

When life gives you lemons, throw them back - you don't need any hand outs.

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

@11Dinaaa06: I haven’t seen hocus pocus, or any disney Halloween movie, or disney Christmas movie, or most movies in general
Me: that can be fixed...
Dina: how much time do we have?
Me: the limit does not exist
Dina: but how much attention do I have?
Me: the limit does exist...

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

But now Mike Pence is gonna claim he got bugged #VPDebate2020

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

@alex_koza This is so incredibly accurate... 😬

[Dina @11Dinaaa06]

Did someone @ConEdison just trip and fall onto a switch and turn off all of Manhattan #blackout

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

#AllCountriesMatter, go fourth yourself.

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

@mnsalz91: I’m just staring at the same three words pretending I don’t need your help

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

I was about to write “gay champagne” instead of “orange juice” into instacart... can you tell we are mimosa prepping?

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

I have never heard the term "nip nops" so much until tonight... thanks @JR2n2b

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

@candlesandtarot @mnsalz91 @alex_koza @JR2n2b

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Ends 4/14

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

I already had trouble separating the fire shows I watch, and now @traciethoms is on TWO OF THEM!!

[JustMissJenn @JR2n2b]

The peak of being an #ElderMillenial is watching @nbcsnl on @hulu at 10:20pm on Sunday Night. And also, maybe, crying over @ewarren in the cold open. But only a little bit. I see you... @zijabrubaker

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

@alex_koza @UrbanDecay @alex_koza #leapyearsweeps

[JustMissJenn @JR2n2b]

I mean, I’m wrapped up in blankets next to my roommate and she cares about me but I don’t think that’s the vibe this post was going for. ⁦@zijabrubaker⁩

[Alex Koza @alex_koza]

True friendship is sitting in the same room on our separate phones while watching @YouNetflix and not talking. #tellmeimwrong @zijabrubaker #itstruethough

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

No one:

Literally no one:

Not a soul:

@JR2n2b and I:

[JustMissJenn @JR2n2b]

Sometimes you and your roommate just sing the entire #DoraTheExplorer theme song perfectly and without hesitation for NO REASON. @zijabrubaker and I are just that in sync.

[Zija LW @zijabrubaker]

🎃🖤👻🎉 #birthdayween

[InterplanarBeacon Cosplay @mnsalz91]

I woke up to a sign from @JR2n2b and @zijabrubaker. They like me.

[InterplanarBeacon Cosplay @mnsalz91]

So is the Halloweentown in "Halloweentown" the same as the Halloweentown in "The Nightmare Before Christmas"? @disneyplus @FreeformTV @DisneyChannel @OfficialKJB

[JustMissJenn @JR2n2b]

me: “ugh. I need to go to bed but I have to pee and that requires getting naked.”
@zijabrubaker: “OMG! SAAAME!!!”
@mnsalz91: “#OnesieProblems!”

Yes, we are both wearing onesies. Our apartment #Lit #ItsLit #WhoLitTheBlackFlameCandle #ThakeryBinx