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If you see me defending my friends on Twitter because I'm the lawyer bestie just keep swimming

[Fatima Khan @khanthefatima]

Once again, urging everyone to read Lila Abu-Lughod's most seminal paper, "Do Muslim Women Really Need Saving?"

The paper, written in context of Afghan women and the need to save them as an excuse to invade Afghanistan, is relevant all these years later.

[yara .ᐟ @spacecowgiirrl]

u lose soooo many aura points if u join that ghibli ai trend btw 💔

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

Working at a coffee shop and the woman next to me has been staring at a blank document with the word "Dissertation" for last two hours

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

studying arabic in college is so crazy because the course is so overtly designed for federal agents. why did we learn how to say “i work at the united nations” before “it is sunny today” like 😭😭😭

[sham ⚽️ @phoenixwright]

what it’s like to have seungmin on ur mind

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

Watch this interview:

“My parents have been in this house for 75 years and they've had the same insurance AND THESE INSURANCE PEOPLE DECIDED TO CANCEL THEIR FIRE. We're going through this and it just happened and they don't have fire insurance!”

[Z @zijafri]

@PicturesFoIder a tech bro in palo alto after a failed startup?

[Z @zijafri]

@macbrennan_cc where does Tag Heuer go

[puff @rishipuff]

i know wearing indian clothes at a wedding must hit so hard when ur white

[Z @zijafri]

@enggirlfriend I think you can trust them if a woman got it for them ;) got my husband one in our twenties when we got engaged because I think men (and women!) deserve nice things, why does the woman just get a ring!

And he has all of the rest of those things you describe haha :)

[Oscar Hoole @theoscarhoole]

In 2015, Apple tried to CRUSH Spotify.

• Threatened to remove them from App Store
• Demanded 30% of all revenue
• Blocked their app updates

But Spotify's response was genius.

Here's how a Swedish startup outsmarted the world's biggest company 🧵

[frye @___frye]

can someone explain how one side of the snowflake knows what the other side of the snowflake is going to do? how do they come out symmetrical?

[Z @zijafri]

@trashyxclothing this whole collection ate down SO hard!! Would love to know how to get a belt of my own

[Isabel🌻 @isabelunraveled]

smelling good, remembering people’s names, and wishing people happy birthday on their actual birthday remain undefeated as three of the simplest charisma hacks in life. especially smelling good

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

Planet Fitness we on your ASS

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

Yesterday I learned I can’t talk about my birth trauma because:

- I’m a woman
- It would mean I hate my kids.
- Encourages abortion
- Men have trauma
- It wasn’t actually trauma

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

I’m working late because opposing counsel is definitely divorced

[Z @zijafri]

@RyanRLion speaking on behalf of us, I think we are tired of how overdone the meme is haha

[Kayla @kaylamellis_]

one of the surgeons at the hospital I’m at always writes weird things on his cups in the lounge (so he knows it’s his and doesn’t have to waste more styrofoam) and I’ve started taking pictures of them… so here’s a thread

🧵