adam

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE BOYS’ has ended after 7 years.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager : WFH is prohibited here.

Gen Z: Noted.

Manager: A key client texted you at 8pm yesterday, why didn't your reply?

Gen Z: WFH is prohibited.

[A4کليڠ #RobohKuilHaram @ForAzhar00]

Typical melayu liberal UNFUCKABLE FATFUCK UGLY BASTARD

Lepastu sibuk kau nak sambut hari raya bodoh punya gemok hodoh

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

ChatGPT: “Sorry, I cant talk about that”

Grok:

[adam @zikriadamn]

@mohdsyafid_ @bitcoinmalaya hell nah nobody uses that

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

@IDF You dropped the first bombs.
Israel is a Terrorist state.

[Arooj Khaliq @aroojkhaliq533]

Having a normal sleeping schedule in ramadan is harder than fasting

[۟ @twitmarhaen]

all I can say is PADAN MUKA to the vendors who keep overpricing drinks at bazaars. bagus juga Zus and Mixue entering the scene bcs maybe it will finally make these sellers reflect on what they are doing. kasi humble sikit.

[Wan Nyanamitra ญาณมิตร ☸️ @heyizwanizzat]

Layak. Jual lah mahal lagi. Aku tunggu Bakers Cottage je masuk bazaar jual ayam dorang. Baru padan muka peniaga tamak kat sana.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me: "My intention is to grow with the company"

Me as soon as another company offers $1 more per hour:

[autist @litteralyme0]

When the company didn't increase your paycheck but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Corporate life hack: If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem

[Lwazi @LwaziMBK]

You gotta have that mental strength otherwise you’ll either go insane or you’ll fall into criminal activities.

[anna @annaxcarol]

''In a healthy relationship, there should never be comparisons about who sacrificed more or gave more — that mindset is immature and helps nobody.''

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

My genuine reaction when my boss asks me to perform a completely reasonable task within my job description