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[zeem_one @zim__one]

Zimbabwe’s problems are bigger than ZANU PF, the party in itself is the first obstacle we have to rid of. Our minds as a people need to be worked on because you can’t tell me a country of so called intellectuals does not have a credible opposition or even a plan? God help us.

[The Racket Report @Racket_Report]

In 2017, a 7-year-old boy named Izyan “Zizou” Ahmad asked Roger Federer at a US Open press conference:

Could you keep playing long enough so I can face you when I turn pro?

Federer smiled and basically promised to try.

Nine years later, that same kid made his ATP qualifying debut at Indian Wells at age 15.

Sometimes tennis stories take years to complete.

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@NicholasBallasy Whoever sent her should have told her not to speak to anyone on arrival. Love she way she handled it after the ‘talk’ as she was leaving.

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@PreBM22 You’re looking in the wrong places my brother

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@SandileMakeba Does ED have any half attractive daughters?

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@WaltJackman She passed out as soon as she jumped 😂

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@THULIIIIIIIIII Hoping to be the next Kim Kardashian or Cyan what what. Unfortunately she doesn’t have the right PR team

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@Shadaya_Knight @TafadzwaMandov2 Account made within the last 48 hours so probably not him but wherever he is, he needs to know we need our pool table back !

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@Quamclips Same man that said he was building a mega city in Senegal. Our very own Dr Umar of music.

[𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @DreamsAreToys]

Little Britain was problematic to say the least, but they nailed Reform UK before they even existed, lol.

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@Ethanbackagain Mukureva mukomana anouya neUSB stick uya? MuZimbabwe mune malive performers matatu chete, baba Shero, VaWinky nebaby remukuru wema hours

[zeem_one @zim__one]

Comment section wyling. Dem racist comments are off the charts!

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰🇯🇲 @hewantswealth]

To ALL David Lloyd’s members…I apologise for what I’ve done!

The content creators are now out 🤦🏾‍♂️😅

[Lady Barbara |Founder & Data Scientist @data_barbs]

The world is going mad.

I purchased a £540 HP printer for work, I subscribed to the HP ink plan (it forces you to) and then realised I wasn’t printing as much as I needed so had a backlog of ink at home. I go to cancel the plan, because why not.

Turns out because I am no longer subscribed to the HP ink plan I can no longer use my printer (even if I bought ink from Amazon).

This is the wildest thing known to man. So I have not had to subscribe albeit only £3 for 10 pages 😅. But it’s the principle. I bought a printer, I didn’t lease a printer. WTH

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@KingJayZim It’s gonna take a lot to repair the image of Zim men in the diaspora. We need to be more rationale in how we deal with our affairs because what is this. This guy used to work at sky and gave us staff discount for sky sports in the early 2010’s

[FireMeme @FireMemeNews]

That's what a Mexi-Russian looks like.😅

Kill Tony interviews!

[TenBillion @TenBillion19]

This is the kind of football that reminds you why you fell in love with the game
Some of the guys are very good 👏👏👏

[Da Sciencetist @SciencetistT]

Malawi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Liverpool Xtra @LiverpoolXtra]

Il filmait tranquillement…

Puis il a réalisé que c’était Bradley Barcola. 😭

[ZimLingo @ZimLingo]

Mbanje hadzina kumbonaka mufunge. Stay off the weed folks 🙂‍↔️

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@NnayiLexon South Africa welcomes tourists, immigration is a very rampant topic in most if not all modern operational democracies. Illegal immigration is never a good thing. If their govt was proactive, people wouldn’t be in the streets

[zeem_one @zim__one]

@WeAreTheOverlap You want Wayne in, get rid of Thiery, there’s not been a winger as consistent and better than Salah over his last 5 seasons at Liverpool.