Max Dlugozima

blasphemy. Omar Vizquel is a hall of famer.

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

Are you kidding me??????

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

If the Yankees and Dodgers meet in the World Series, look for new outfielder Austin Slater to start against Dodgers Cy Young winner Clayton Kershaw.
His numbers against Kershaw:
.300 (9 for 30)
4 HRs
5 RBI
31 plate appearances

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
My neck beard beams with confidence in sharing with you that Gen. Reich has agreed to lead our men into battle. A rousing development, indeed. Please inform the cows immediately, as I know they worry. My resolve strengthens. I yearn for victory, as do we all.
— Andrew

[Evan Drellich @EvanDrellich]

Sources: Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred and some owners are pressuring Stu Sternberg to sell the Tampa Bay Rays. Revenue sharing money could be at stake.

Several groups have expressed interest, including the family of Edward DeBartolo Jr.

https://t.co/DgClN3C5D9

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
As I am sure you’ve seen in the newspaper, the great final battle of this campaign resulted in the Ohio State regiment — who disguise themselves as foliage — defeating the Notre Dame regiment — who believe themselves to be magical creatures, donned in green, and obsessed with coinage.

I find myself overwrought.

Now, the battlefield is fresh — and all regiments start anew. Great adventures and glorious battles await my men.

We shall be ready.

Enclosed is my latest service tintype. Please do show the hogs and cows. They’ll be overjoyed. I love you.

— Andrew

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@BNightengale Thanks Bob! Good insight!

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@dt_walls @TBTimes_Rays @mlbtraderumors You are lucky to have a job in the MLB, you fucking suck

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@TxkeoffCxm @TheNBACentel Just came across my timeline and thought you would be interested to see the highlight!

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@BNightengale Thank you Bob! Similar players and contracts, I wasn’t even thinking about Vlad but he is indeed the biggest winner here

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My kneejerk reactions to Trump victory

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Nice play 29

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@MKG_Sports ⬜️

[Seth "Da Flow" Irskens @Ice8859]

Got Weeks 1-4 Colts Anthem for September already uploaded and scheduled for weekly release!

REMINDER - Sunday Afternoon/SNF Games - If Flexed - Friday Release 12PM EST
MNF - If Flexed - Sunday 12PM EST
TNF - If Flexed - Wendsday 12 PM EST
If Saturday Game from holidays or playoff time - Friday at 12PM EST!

Bookmark or Screenshot this tweet to remind your horseshoes! :) Go Colts!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

MSNBC says if Joe Biden recovers from covid it should be seen as a sign of strength, similar to Donald Trump surviving an assassination attempt. They really said this. Live. On air.

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@BNightengale Is this a real tweet?

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@MKG_Sports How many units are you up since you started?

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Today’s verdict represents the culmination of a legal process that has been bent to the political will of the actors involved: a leftist prosecutor, a partisan judge and a jury reflective of one of the most liberal enclaves in America—all in an effort to “get” Donald Trump.

That this case—involving alleged misdemeanor business records violations from nearly a decade ago—was even brought is a testament to the political debasement of the justice system in places like New York City. This is especially true considering this same district attorney routinely excuses criminal conduct in a way that has endangered law-abiding citizens in his jurisdiction.

It is often said that no one is above the law, but it is also true that no one is below the law. If the defendant were not Donald Trump, this case would never have been brought, the judge would have never issued similar rulings, and the jury would have never returned a guilty verdict.

In America, the rule of law should be applied in a dispassionate, even-handed manner, not become captive to the political agenda of some kangaroo court.

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@BallyRays Follow up question for the media, why are we asking a guy hitting .036 about the teams mindset?

[Max Dlugozima @zima__21]

@MKG_Sports How many units are you up since you started doing this?