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An elegantly dressed woman entered the business office and approached an executive.

“Sir,” said the lady, “I am... http://t.co/bT2fpI9soj

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In a move that has been castigated by business and industry leaders and the general public, a proposal is now... http://t.co/YegXvvMQLH

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your... http://t.co/vBAh34NWB0

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Once Upon A Time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said... http://t.co/oNJuMs4HYJ

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A mother and her young curious son were flying Southwest Airlines from Las Vegas to Chicago. The boy sitting by... http://t.co/R98cr2WfzO

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Jones (meeting friend): "Why the broad grin?" Brown: "I've just come from my dentist's." Jones: "Is that anything... http://t.co/wiAmuS1vik

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Last year I got my wife a mother's day gift that left her speechless. In fact, she didn't speak to me for three... http://t.co/97EPYxKtxV

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"Last night I slept like an attorney. First, I'd lie on one side, then I'd lie on the other."... http://t.co/pW7tu4XN26

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Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their... http://t.co/chdWQ4nvod

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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,... http://t.co/LutvLR7QyD

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Mr. Trent always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for four thirty on Friday afternoons. When one of the... http://t.co/VQQzRasUjb

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A woman came to a new church for the first time. She brought her daughter, who was four into the church with her.... http://t.co/nJPhI2MjgY

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When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. “Make it short,” the... http://t.co/OejTWVM9V3

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too... http://t.co/IqsPR96wnY

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One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were... http://t.co/CmlKKdRNLH

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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there... http://t.co/u10BJ0xYzI

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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" answered the roommate. "He showed up... http://t.co/dFKrVEeZ9L

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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the... http://t.co/aH9cXX6Qe6

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long... http://t.co/QnyvsZqL4P

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There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball,... http://t.co/iXBa6xMYdR