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if you aint talkin pugs, i dont wanna talk

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It should be common courtesy not to eat ONIONS before getting on a plane 😱😵

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My new life goal is to figure out how to become one of the bike riders leading the countries in #RioOpeningCeremony

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In the aquarium at Seaworld and all I can think about is how badly I'm craving sushi 😳

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Confession: I think I love my pug more than I will love my future child

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Discovered a two story forever 21 in Jacksonville today. I blacked out and left the store 2 hrs later and $50 poorer

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It's all fun & games until the pug decides she's done with our walk half a mile from the apt and makes me carry her the entire way back home

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Just spent $170 at the vet for them to tell me that Nellie is breathing like a normal pug and there is nothing wrong with her 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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10:45am: "Be on the lookout for a bar" - Todd #illinoisdiaries

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Todd and I are taking our first trip without the pug. No amount of candy I might eat on this roadtrip will console my anxiety

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My favorite part about having Penelope is when ppl say "she's so adorable" & I get to say "thank you!" like its some accomplishment of mine

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@margoatt that might just have to happen! She is definitely entertaining/cute enough to have one

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Penelope slept through the whole night in her kennel and I feel like the proudest puppy mama ever 🐶

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Update: she's perfect

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It's like Christmas morning because WE'RE ON THE WAY TO PICK UP OUR BABY PUG!!! 😍😍😍

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Todd signed up to bring 48 biscuits & cinnamon rolls to his work party aka I just made 48 biscuits & cinnamon rolls

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@TiffJacks were basically like sister wives now 👭

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Woke up to sunny and 72 degree weather in Florida. Knoxville is quickly becoming a distant memory 😅

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I am pretty confident that Adele and I could become best friends 👯 @Adele if you're reading this, dm me

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Currently fainting while watching Adele's live NYC show 😱

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SEE YA IN TAMPA, SNITCHES 💃🏻☀️