JZ

We ain’t down with killin’; we down with chillin’. —J-Roc @trailerparkboys But only love kills war, when will they learn. —Jay-Z

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, it is possible to overdose on schadenfreude? asking for 81 million friends

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@Welchs hi! Where can I find the Fruit Rolls? They seem impossible for the average consumer. Thank you!

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@MarcosPizza MP is the only pizza I’ll order! I’m curious where I can purchase an MP gift card? Any available retailers? I’m looking for a physical card only. Thank you!

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@1075KZL what company is Jason using to rid of his tattoo? He said “100% removed,” so I’m intrigued.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.

[JZ @zimmjenn]

Pugs are the most spoiled rotten beings. 💝 #icansaythativehadthem

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

I am literally crying laughing.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Surround yourself with people who care about you, and encourage you to reach higher. @RexChapman

[JZ @zimmjenn]

Riiiieeeetttt?! 🤣

[JZ @zimmjenn]

This is my favorite thing ever. Ever.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

turns out that trying to overthrow the government has consequences

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@chrissyteigen made your mama’s crab fried rice tonight. The aromatherapy alone. My day was made. You 2 are the best. 💓

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@saucony I got my first pair ever for Xmas! It’s like running on clouds. It’s so easy to get on autopilot. Great product. 🏃‍♀️

[JZ @zimmjenn]

Aye

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@realDonaldTrump YOU ARE A LOSER!!

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs Trump 2020

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@DrJenGunter He is such a fucking moron.

[JZ @zimmjenn]

YO! 😇

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I don’t know who did this, but take a bow

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@Bojangles from Greensboro, NC—y’all serving turkeys this year?

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@PapaJohns Why not forever? Domino’s has theirs on the menu permanently; it’s not even close to delicious.

[JZ @zimmjenn]

@PapaJohns y’all bringing cheeseburger pizza back full time or what? That stuff is bomb.

[JZ @zimmjenn]

💯

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

We live in a post-truth society where the narrative and topics of conversations are all carefully controlled propaganda masquerading as free speech and a free press. It scares the hell out of me.