Ryan

I’m too old for this shit.

[Ryan @zimmryan]

Pathetic

[Ryan @zimmryan]

@_codymcbride Nope, I can’t let you win

[Ryan @zimmryan]

I love having Metcalf on my fantasy team, but right now I don’t like it for the Boys

[Ryan @zimmryan]

@_codymcbride Don’t worry, I have your number for the playoffs

[Ryan @zimmryan]

@_codymcbride You mean you’re glad you fucked me last week

[Ryan @zimmryan]

@atruett13 You’re absolutely right

[Ryan @zimmryan]

@atruett13 They were never an offense to sleep on

[Ryan @zimmryan]

Green Acres no longer has $5 pitchers on Thursday. RIP

[Kevin Gray Jr. @KevinGraySports]

Rangers finished the postseason 11-0 on the road! That is so absurd! #GoAndTakeIt

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE DROUGHT IS OVER. THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD CHAMPS

[Ryan @zimmryan]

I’m calling into work tomorrow, LFG

[Ryan @zimmryan]

Is this real life?

[Ryan @zimmryan]

Let’s go!

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

Anyone else’s fantasy team already a major disappointment?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What a grab by @calebpressley

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

26 years ago today, Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off in the WBA heavyweight championship bout 😳

[Ryan @zimmryan]

#NewProfilePic

[The Challenge @TheChallenge]

Congrats are in order for #TheChallenge38 champs!!! 👏 🥳

[Ryan @zimmryan]

Damn