Clare Zimpelmann

Marinated grilled chicken

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@jewya48 First in your class

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@Kenna_Audrey Scarier than dinos tbh

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

And @Kenna_Audrey

[linc @lincandescent]

dads as soon as they step in home depot

[scythe holder @metal_crab]

My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Bad news for my enemies. I woke up

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Been working on the ol' photoshop skills. Hit us up and we’ll spice up your profile pic.

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

when I'm making plans:

"I'm down" - yes

"I'd be down" - I'm not down, but if I must be down I will be.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Arthur. He received a letter today from his 10-year-old neighbor, Troy. I’m told he is incredibly flattered and hopes to schedule a play date soon. 14/10 for both

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@BaileeBrew Love you too

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

Who wants to marry me?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: CA will now allow adults to obtain marriage licenses via videoconferencing for the next 60 days.

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@Kenna_Audrey THE HUMAN TEETH

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@Kenna_Audrey Rawr XD

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[samantha @milkygoddess]

idk who needs to hear this but: it’s okay to admit that you like taco bell

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have not been hungry for 1 second since quarentine started. It’s just been a non stop funnel of food.

[Clare Zimpelmann @zimpthepimp]

@ all 5 of my friends

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

we're always together in spirit #socialdistancing

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Remember to wash your hands 🃏 🧼

[mia @miabongo]

i just got back from italy & was required to self quarantine in my room for 14 days so my parents ate every meal with me from the hallway. i don’t deserve them :’)