Juniper Jones

Lutheran. Microbiologist. Twin and Twin mom. Married to @sjanderson86

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They sat like this for an hour, look out the window, eating Cheerios and talking and giggling with each other. I’m in love.
Children are ALWAYS a gift. #prolifeforever

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but eventually you’re going to have to change the sheets on the top bunk.

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I was today years old when I learned it was not “handsome cab” but hansom cab. 🤦‍♀️

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Where is your beautiful rust colored coat from @ErinRNapier ? I LOVE it! #hometown

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Financial peace @DaveRamsey is my love language.

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@Sjanderson86 I absolutely positively would.

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@altonbrown what’s the make and model or your Belgian waffle maker in the sourdough episode of Good Eats?

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Wife’s company just released a five minute coronavirus test. The first of its kind. She is working on an antibody test. So proud to be her husband.

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@AP4Liberty Kimberly Clark makes an integrated hood/mask usually used by pharma. It's uncomfortable (very warm), but it gets the job done. https://t.co/1zVOQbVF82

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@OfficialLivePD for #AskJeffCo What’s the worst thing you’ve smelled on the job?

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Me to my bathroom scale:

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Tomato soup is hot ketchup.

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This is a Trash person.

7 Reasons Not to Participate in Operation Christmas Child — Emily Joy Poetry: https://t.co/M2oVvwllUp

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Meet Cliff and Myrna

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@RedStateBlonde

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@RedStateBlonde If you can’t taste it, you’re not wearing enough.

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@WriteGrlProbs @SeanBannion I rest my case:

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@SeanBannion My body: Go back to sleep

My brain: We have every reason to believe cats enjoy the taste of human flesh.

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@WriteGrlProbs @SeanBannion These are the things that keep me up at night.

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@Shooter_ptpx01 @SeanBannion This is the mind of every cat ever:

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A fun thing about being in your 30s is that you either wake up at 3am because you are dying of thirst or your bladder is about to explode.

Either way, you’ll be awake enough after to obsess over why that cat gave you a weird look two days ago.

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@SeanBannion My body: Go back to sleep

My brain: We have every reason to believe cats enjoy the taste of human flesh.