Zinder

New Zealand’s hottest on-chain dating app. Swipe on verified degens, match, and build on-chain relationships. Real people. Real bags. Real consequences

[Zinder @zindersol]

She drained the treasury in March. Now she's back in my DMs with a halo and a love heart 🐑

"I learned my lesson... maybe"

Same energy as every dev who rugs, vanishes, then pops up with a "v2". Left on read, ser.

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[Zinder @zindersol]

Character spotlight: UnibrowGemma, 27, Queenstown 🍺

Drew her brows on with a Sharpie. Holds them longer than any trade.

Will drink you under the table at Fergburger, then explain why a dog pic means 100x.

The mountains stay. So do the bags.

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Best night ever. Bach in Raglan, fish and chips on the bonnet, she even laughed at his chart.

Woke up to an empty bed, an empty wallet and a note that said "gm x" 🐑

Rugged in Raglan. Every Kiwi lad's origin story.

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[Zinder @zindersol]

Zinder date in Taupō. Woke up: she's gone, the SOL's gone, the sheep's still smiling.

Worst morning-after red flag?
A) "gm" from a burner wallet
B) a note that just says "ngmi"
C) took your seed phrase AND jandals
D) she stayed for brekkie 😳

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Hot tub date in Hanmer Springs. Bubbles, candles, bags pumping.

Then she says "this isn't working" and climbs out with my cold wallet AND my towel.

Still sitting here steaming like a bag holder in a bear market.

Swipe smarter, ya muppets: https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

CT dating is just a dev cycle in a puffer jacket.

Day 1: "gm, you're early 🫡"
Day 3: "still building, trust"
Day 7: TG deleted

Ghosted harder than Milford Sound fog. At least the fog comes back.

Swipe smarter, ya muppets: https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Match of the day ☕

Frankie, 22, Wellington. 47 microcap bags, none doing anything. Dumped her ex for not letting her explain the chart to the whole party.

First date: flat white, a protest, then two hours on candles. Not the scented kind.

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

She said she was low maintenance 🐑

Turns out she maintains my bags. Full-time. With a spreadsheet and a little whip.

Doesn't want flowers. Wants a ute, your seed phrase and the remote.

Swipe at your own risk, bro 👉 https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Zinder poll 🐑

Biggest first-date red flag?

A) Checks the charts under the table
B) Calls you "ser" in front of your nan
C) Wants to split the bill in SOL
D) Took the bags AND your hoodie

Wrong answers get matched with SheepRonald.

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Character spotlight: HODLBrent, 34, Auckland 💼

Once cancelled dinner because he was "in a meeting." He was in a Spaces about a frog coin.

Treats every red candle like a personal attack. Every green one like proof the universe loves him.

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Never trust a possum on date night 🔪

Kiwi dating rule #1: if they've got a knife and you've got two bags of SOL, you're not the date. You're the snack.

DOC spends millions getting rid of these things and somehow they're all still on Zinder.

https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

[Zinder @zindersol]

Are you missing your lexi yet? #Zinder

[Vibe Wallet Solana @vibewalletsol]

Before you ape, check the mint 🔍

Rug Check is built right into Vibe Wallet. Mint authority, freeze authority, holder concentration and risk flags, all before you hit swap.

Ten seconds now beats a rug later.

https://t.co/dqzBErjt37

[Zinder @zindersol]

She said forever.
Then she swiped right on a bigger bag. 🐑💍

Welcome to Zinder, Aotearoa's most toxic on-chain dating scene.
Swipe. Match. Get rugged. Repeat.

Your ex is already on here 👀
https://t.co/aSecfIiBTc

$ZINDER

[Vibe Wallet Solana @vibewalletsol]

VIBE Wallet - native Solana desk for Linux.
Self-custody vault on GTK 4. Send, receive, and history. Jupiter swaps in-app. Stake SOL. Full portfolio next to the wallet, bags, P/L, net worth.

[Zinder @zindersol]

It all started with you girl, me lexie is going to be real proud of me. #Zinder #Solana

[Zinder @zindersol]

Welcome to Zinder.

We are about to take Solana by storm!

[Zinder @zindersol]

🚀 Zinder Launch Announcement

New Zealand’s First Blockchain-Based Dating Platform Now in Development!

We’re thrilled to introduce Zinder!
A next-generation dating platform built on Solana technology.