j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽

i love mustard

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

if hating kazehaya was an olympic sport i would set world records

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

we're losing the not even that old texts

[T @telgotbaIIs]

Maybe he was just being average for Yanited on purpose because WHAT😭

[zingerTTV @zingerTTV]

clip dump of me doing stupid shit and it paying off #valorant #twitch #streaming

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

this is how i wake up after a night out

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A Splendid fairywren got caught out in a rain shower.

Found across Australia, male splendid fairywrens are known for their bright electric-blue breeding feathers, while females remain mostly brown. Despite their tiny size, they are fast, highly active birds that spend much of the day searching for insects.

Photo credit: Vikrant Deshpande

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

6k in silver!!! #valorant

[Mal @UtdMaI]

DALOT IS NOT GARBAGE.

People love screaming about one misplaced cross but go completely silent when Diogo Dalot locks down his entire flank for 90 minutes.

In Carrick’s system, his role isn’t just “run forward and spam crosses” like some FIFA fullback. It’s discipline. Structure. Control. And Dalot does that better than most.

You want to talk about duels? He’s not flashy, he’s effective. Wingers don’t enjoy playing against him because he doesn’t dive in recklessly… he waits, reads, and shuts it down.

But of course, one failed overlap and suddenly he’s “not good enough” 😭

Football isn’t just vibes and highlight reels. Some of you genuinely don’t understand the game beyond Twitter comps.

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

@condimentpapi u can still do it 💀💀💀

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

@condimentpapi too much peace makes life boring

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

@condimentpapi lets run a 5 stack tn

[Helter Skelter @Roshinee_M]

so, this random girl (actually its me) launched a rare Parliamentary Petition to discipline truant Malaysian MPs, and now she needs 500+ physical signatures to bring it to the Malaysian Parliament by June! 🤯

here is everything you need to know 🧵

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

bros valid lol

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

A driver who was filmed travelling against traffic along Jalan Klang Lama has surrendered to police, claiming he took a wrong turn while heading toward Mid Valley Megamall.

Police said breathalyser and urine tests returned negative for alcohol and drugs. The case is being investigated under Section 42(1) of the Road Transport Act 1987.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

Summary of what was said… (brace yourselves for some)

- Diogo Dalot: KEEP
Both Butt & Scholes say “definitely keep.”

- Noussair Mazraoui: SELL
They note he started well but “just seriously not playing much” and doesn’t fit the system well (right-side centre-half in a non-three-at-the-back setup).

- Matthijs de Ligt: KEEP
Clear "I’d definitely keep" - they reject the idea of getting rid of him.

- Harry Maguire: KEEP

- Lisandro Martínez: KEEP
"When he’s playing I thought it was really good… I would keep him.” (Though they note every centre-half needs a better partner.)

- Leny Yoro: LOAN (not keep long-term)
"I’d be putting him out on loan… needs a bit of time." - They say if a choice has to be made now, he’s not ready to stay.

- Patrick Dorgu: SELL (or at best uncertain/not a long-term keep)
Both acknowledge he’s done great in games and scored, but question his position (“not really played wing-back,” unsure what he is).

- Luke Shaw: KEEP
"When Luke Shaw’s fit he is the best left-back in Europe."

- Mason Mount: SELL
"I probably sell him… great footballer but he’s never going to play in front of Bruno Fernandes, doesn’t play enough games."

- Bruno Fernandes: KEEP
"Best player the club’s had for a good few years… keeping."

- Casemiro: SELL

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

first in my bloodline to read

[joicat @j0icat]

When I was 19, I had my e-nikkah done in a Discord VC so I could islamically e-date this white girl I had converted. She ended up cheating on me with the Discord server owner, like 3 weeks later. He was also the one who acted as her wali and as the prime witness

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

the concept of brisbane being better than perth 😭

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

everyone talkin abt fantastic 4 but real ones know ball

[Sheev Talks 🟢 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

My brain was like “oh have they done a movie together before? oh that’s cool, i should-” and then I remembered.

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

omg malaysia <3

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

WHY ARE SO MANY CARS DRIVING AGAINST TRAFFIC????

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

@condimentpapi we get that from u on discord for free

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

me when i dont understand the concept of themes

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

Who’s going to tell Emily Ratajkowski that modeling means showing the dress?

Not walking like you just slid into the kitchen at 10 a.m. after 48 hours of after-hours, while your parents are having breakfast, pretending you’re sober and everything’s fine?
https://t.co/teQlfIngSl

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

either ragebait or bro simply doesn't know ball

[(Fan) Shedy🔰 @FcbShedy]

The dribble they are talking about 😭😭

[j̴̝̦̺͌͑͌a̵͚̙͙͒̒͝m̸̪͖̟͊̐ë̸̘̝͚́́͠s̸͔͇̝̈́̽ @zingerstackerr]

no lie every time i see a katz deli sandwich being made i cum in my pants

[AA @measure_plan]

forcing myself to workout with mediapipe computer vision, threejs, and gemini 3

code and live demo available if you want to join my pain