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[Zion @zionwelt]

No one saw this coming, stake literally turned candy crush into a casino game 😮😭

[Stake.com @Stake]

Candy Swipe MatchWin™
A new way to play.

Every bet is a swipe. Every move is yours. Try it today!

[Zion @zionwelt]

@Stake Very nice 👌

[Zion @zionwelt]

PepsiCo, the parent company of Doritos, lost over $1 billion after raising the price of a bag of Doritos to $6-$7. People stopped buying them. They later lowered the price to recover some of the lost revenue, but sales are still down.
I love that for them

[Zion @zionwelt]

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

[Zion @zionwelt]

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

[Zion @zionwelt]

being 41 is wild, i asked this woman if she has any children and she said no. i pull up her socials she got 4 grown ass kids. i said what's this? she said "you asked if i have children. i don't. i have adults."

[Zion @zionwelt]

me as a drug dealer

*giggling*

"we don't have coke is pepsi okay"

[Zion @zionwelt]

At the park with my child and this lil white girl comes sit next to me crying saying "my daddy said if | get lost go find a brown woman cause I'll be safe" l absolutely have no idea where her daddy is but we will sit here eating McDonald's until then

[Zion @zionwelt]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment 😭

[Zion @zionwelt]

the concepts of cousins is so funny... who the fuck are you

[Zion @zionwelt]

No way Stake really turned Candy Crush into a casino game where you can now gamble real money by swiping candies 😭💀 nah whosoever at Stake came up with this cooked 🔥

[Stake.com @Stake]

Candy Swipe MatchWin™
A new way to play.

Every bet is a swipe. Every move is yours. Try it today!

[Stake.com @Stake]

Candy Swipe MatchWin™
A new way to play.

Every bet is a swipe. Every move is yours. Try it today!

[Zion @zionwelt]

"it is what it is" *vomits from anxiety*

[Zion @zionwelt]

ngl i thought vampires sucked blood through their pointy teeth. like teeth straws. i'm an idiot

[Zion @zionwelt]

It's so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they've always been out of their fucking minds

[Zion @zionwelt]

I can't believe i spent 11 years of my life asking teachers if i was allowed to use the bathroom and sometimes be told no? what the fuck

[Zion @zionwelt]

college age boy at the gym asked for my snap, i told him i don't use snapchat he asked why, i said probably because i'm 35 years old. he said "damn okay can i get your AOL?" BITCH. 😭

[Zion @zionwelt]

my grandfather closed my aunt's fingers in the door by accident when she was in elementary school and even DECADES later he could not bring himself to talk about it. If someone brought it up as a funny story he would say, "I'm so sorry sweet sweet sweet Elizabeth."

[Zion @zionwelt]

recently read "if you were lazy you'd be having fun" and it has completely shifted my perspective on my own executive dysfunction and ADHD

[Zion @zionwelt]

If abortion becomes illegal, women and girls are just gonna start throwing themselves down the stairs again and shoving coat hangers in their body again you fucking idiots. You can't get rid of abortion. You are only getting rid of safe, medically-supervised ones.