Kevin Hart couldn’t stop laughing after Marcello Hernández exposed him for dyeing his hair from fully white to black before filming movies 😭💀
“One day he showed up on set, it was 10 inches of snow… Black Santa Claus. It was 9 a.m. By 11 a.m. he looked like Jaylen Brown.” 😂
The rescue coordinator called to tell me the cat I'd applied to adopt had been adopted by someone else.
Her: I'm so sorry. He went yesterday.
Me: Oh.
Her: You were second on the list.
Me: That's okay.
Her: You don't sound okay.
Me: I really wanted him.
Her: I know. Your application was the most detailed we've ever received.
Me: I did a lot of research.
Her: You included a floor plan of your apartment.
Me: I wanted them to see he'd have space.
Her: With furniture labeled.
Me: For context.
Her: We have another cat.
Me: I'm not sure I'm ready to....
Her: She's been here fourteen months. She's older. She's not getting looked at.
Me: Why not?
Her: She's not a kitten. She just sits in the back and waits.
Me: Does she like people?
Her: She likes quiet people. I think she'd like you.
Me: Why?
Her: You made a floor plan. That's a quiet person move.
I went in on Saturday.
She was in the back.
Walked directly to me.
Sat down.
Didn't perform.
Just chose.
Her: She's never done that.
Me: (already crying)
Her: Yeah. Take her home.
The thing you wanted and the thing you needed are not always the same cat.
IM GONNA JUMP oh these sweet babies…..you can see on zendaya’s face when she realizes she actually can just reach out and grab his hand, that she’s allowed to do that 😭 and don’t even get me started on tom
I got irl jumpscared by one of these things and I think it might have been the most terrifying few seconds of my life. Nothing can prepare you to turn around in open water to see this face staring at you.
one of my psychology professor’s greatest hits: the closer someone is to you, the more you treat them as you treat yourself. it’s as though they eventually enter the sphere of your inner world.
we have to stop being cruel to ourselves or we will be cruel to others, in time. i don’t make the rules and i don’t obey them and my loved ones have paid the price.
Ima keep saying it: the Epstein files were a test to see if Americans would revolt against corrupt elite harming their children. We failed badly. They know they can get away with anything now and that is completely on us.
I love a man who calls me while he’s outside. I mean technically you’re not supposed to be outside bc this is my dictatorship but yes call me and make sure the outside activities are approved by the queen.
He did not kill her because he was afraid or because she threatened to expose him. He killed her because he had a fetish, and this fetish was already outlined in his music videos. This is something he is into, and something he would have done again to another little girl.
I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
And I'ma remain a soldier 'til the war is won