r.s.e.

how many times will we die? ⚰️ 🪩

[r.s.e. @zipdemtrouserz]

iDROPPED A NEW EP A WEEK AGO but never promoted it here. my best music {so far} a special blend of smooth and silly; loose and groovy

embrace the chaos:

https://t.co/cCJTmc7bJd

[ΗΘLΘΣΞΠΞ ΞΡΘΣΗ @holocen_epok]

I really wish bands would stop overproducing drums.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Imagine if he threw the fattest harmonica solo here

[Governor Ned Lamont @GovNedLamont]

Still looking for intelligent life in the White House

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

The truth stood behind me, silent, while I handed you something prettier.

[r.s.e. @zipdemtrouserz]

Make It Illegal For Car Mechanics To Adjust Your Seat

[robert @rfhirschfeld]

“How much space do wild things need” is one of the saddest, most impoverished understandings of life, common to many now.

[Marcos Alvarado @marcosalvarado_]

Growing in love 🌳

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again

[r.s.e. @zipdemtrouserz]

if there’s one thing I’m good at
it’s picking out the perfect onion!
(which is red (purple))

[𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 @blankspac_e]

"Tortilla Flats Brim" Hat, Brian Downey (2025)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

every morning i wake up to a main quest marker

[strae🥪🦝 @swagfortnite13]

this shit frying me

[r.s.e. @zipdemtrouserz]

I heard the word siggi’s (yogurt) in a commercial and so I immediately glanced up thinking cigarette commercials were back, right?
Wrong