Jake

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my favorite moment from the beatles doc

[Jake @zippersdown]

"Somebody call 9 1 1!"
- Guy defrauded by Sean Kingston for a million dollars

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Rapper and singer Sean Kingston and his mother have been indicted in South Florida on federal charges of committing more than $1 million worth of fraud. https://t.co/L9wOAYAYtg

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

Worth recalling that the only reason Biden is President now is because, after he finished 5th in NH Dem primary in 2020, Obama persuaded all the other candidates to drop out and endorse Biden in order to stop Bernie Sanders, who was in 1st place (and crushing Trump in the polls)

[Jake @zippersdown]

Police sketch artist: Can you please describe her for me?

Akon: (trying not to be disrespectful) ... A sexy bitch.

[Jake @zippersdown]

The multiversal Taylor Swift variant that stuck to only country music is dating Nick Bosa

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Leaving 2023 and heading into a presidential election year like

[Jake @zippersdown]

This is journalism

[Dan Kurtz @MyKBO]

Wayback Wednesday to the time when KBS reporter, Kim Do-hwan, tried to prove the point that being hit by a baseball hurts

[Dan Kurtz @MyKBO]

Congratulations to the LG Twins!

Your 2023 KBO champions!

This is LG's first title since 1994.

[Jake @zippersdown]

Practicing my shocked face for 2 years from now when we find out all the money from the railroad sale went to police overtime pay and the roads still suck

[Jake @zippersdown]

@daresaypj This post could be about football but there's no way to be sure

[Jake @zippersdown]

Tesla Cybertruck looks like a delorean did a dbz fusion dance with a pontiac aztek

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

❓ Did you know…
Los Angeles-class submarines, like the USS Key West (SSN 722), are 360 feet long.
That’s as long as 1 Football Field 🏈
576 Pencils ✏️
61 Stacked Refrigerators 🧊
or 18 Giraffes 🦒
#SubmarineSundays

[Jake @zippersdown]

Looking at the shitty airline blanket at the end of the flight

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Good morning

[Jake @zippersdown]

The black eyed peas disappearing the original version of lets get it started like stalin deleting people out of photos after a purge

[Jake @zippersdown]

Do you think when his mom got mad she called him Robert Zombie?

[KBOcats @KBOcats]

Jamsil Cat has returned!

[Jake @zippersdown]

J̶e̶b̶!̶ Ron!

[Jake @zippersdown]

So stupid to identify as a gun owner. You bought that shit at Wal-mart It's not a personality trait

[Jake @zippersdown]

All the buttons on the sandwich place soda fountain said push except mountain dew which had a little picture of a finger pressing a button. Thank you for providing accessibility for the illiterate mountain dew enjoyer