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For how long?

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If swimming is good excercise than why do whales look the way they do?

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congragulations! Last night was the 1st night that all bocurim came to 2nd seder!

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You know you went overboard with cleaning for pesach, when you check your yom kippur machzor for chometz.

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If there wouldve been an israel flag on the moon, satmar would never say kiddish levanah again!

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Bein hazmanim comes from ali express. It takes 6 months to arrive, and lasts less than a month!

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember you wouldnt have a job if he was any smarter.

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I wonder where lost TV controls end up, i think their on a remote island.

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Wana get back on your feet? Well than miss 2 car payments.

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When marijuana becomes legal I can just imagine a weed-theme park with signs that read "you must be this ride to high"

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If i cant bring bottles water on a plane cuz it might be a bomb, than y do they lemme throw it in the garbage can near them if its a bomb??

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Your call is important to us...please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

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If you think nobody cares that your alive, than try missing a few payments!

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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? Ge takes things personally!

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The romaine empire has fallen, Caesars dead, lettuce party!

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I let my freind take a shower before me tonight cuz i told him "i dont shower under pressure"! #smurf

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I ran twice today. First i ran out of beer, than i ran to get some more.

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My day starts backwards i wake up tired and go to sleep wide awake!

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I hate people when they cant let go of the past, debt collectors are the worst.