It Zippy Bint

I shitpost here

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

Progress!

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

Europeans watching as the Floridian crackhead lights the 200lb “Hitler rectum” they bought off the dark web

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

Can't relate, my parents fuckin ruled.

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

A core memory of mine is playing Pokémon red on my Gameboy in the car and my jigglypuff evolved into wigglytuff. I was excited and was saying wigglytuff like the anime and my dad just says "stop making those noises all the time"

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Wendy’s

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

@niyetsel Leg...

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

Hmm

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

Write down the first word you see.

[DeskMatis™ @deskmatis]

That's true!

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

Living in the Midwest is always “there’s a big storm coming,” and then the big storm never comes.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

This will clear ur chalkras

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

@sleepy_devo "I dont mean to make this political, but the right is stupid." Riveting stuff dev

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

Referring to twitter as x is like pronouncing gif as jif. I dont give a FUCK what the current management says, its always going to be twitter

[Redd @ReddCinema]

IT USED TO BE A BIRD HOUSE BRUH ??????

[k @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Wes Anderson Universe @WesAndersonfc]

Isle of Dogs looks cold and precise on the surface. Underneath it's about loneliness, loyalty, and the need to be chosen. Chief spends the whole film learning that being cared for isn't a weakness. That's the part that stays with you.

[American Pride @AmericanPrmtxq]

Haha 🤣

[It Zippy Bint @Zippykins]

Anyone saying helicopter either has a shower, or is a woman. The universal male experience is tossin around your balls

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

sometimes i be bouncing my boobs like fuckkk im so bored whats the male equivalent of this?