noa for you

Nick sun, Winston moon, Schmidt rising. don’t ask me to tap dance!

[noa for you @zippynlw]

Why do grandmas text in iambic pentameter? Anyway, my grandma is so quiche….

[audri🪕 @oddtreebanjo]

this is killing me so bad he got the FUCK out of there

[noa for you @zippynlw]

hey there ain’t no way harry is saying “you call leon” so can we please get down to business about what he is actually saying there

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Gays posting Sympathy is a Knife to their stories this morning like they’re throwing the first bricks at Stonewall

[noa for you @zippynlw]

is the new IOS ruining anyone else’s life or just mine?

[noa for you @zippynlw]

is it just me or are they being like severely propaganda-y about tik tok on #dwts? kind of freaking me out lols

[noa for you @zippynlw]

@shawtyastrology mama how about if you add pisces in there as well? praying for myself (aquarius sun, cancer rising, pisces moon)

[noa for you @zippynlw]

@fentywhoree maybe their love will solve the conflict guys

[noa for you @zippynlw]

huda baby go home you have a kid

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

Why do “hot” chicks do MESSY BUN ?

And why are they right ?

Cheers

[Ariana Grande Today ꕤ @ArianaToday]

this diva

[noa for you @zippynlw]

i can’t even begin to describe how much space i have held for defying gravity at this point..

[weird shrimp @trashxgoblin]

i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[noa for you @zippynlw]

@twaniimals can someone pls make a filter or app or something that will let me do this to my dog? thanks!

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Monday in September…

[🂱 @laylology]

this is how i hope people discuss me when i die