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"It starts as ironic detachment but then it's 10 years later and you're miserable watching your own team and you can never get excited for anything anymore."

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@TonyLiebert Depends on which two guys are lost for the season in October and November!

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Things: Going well
Gophers: "I can fix that."

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@TheBennettK @Seidel_Z Decorah, IA. Still kickin’ as of 7/20.

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@IAmRickGraham Rick, saw you dropped Santillan quite a bit in your SVHLD rankings. What’s the rationale there?

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@Bracketologist3 I can assure you no one here takes this program seriously.

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#Gophers drop 14 points in KenPom after their slim victory over Omaha yesterday. Ish.

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Football and basketball commentary will be hosted exclusively on Bluesky today.

No bots, no Temu ads, fun Gopher people. It’s a real 2009 vibe.

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Perhaps the most important news of the day: IUPUI is now IU-Indianapolis and there is now a D-I program called West Georgia.

Feels like fake teams created in Blue Chips or something.

[Never Made the Tourney Club @NMTC_Hoops]

Here's the tier list for all 47 NMTC members' opening games!!

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@t_s_mark Should have clarified *regular season*

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First season with multiple Top 25 wins since 2000.

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HEY COUSIN, IT IS YOUR COUSIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?

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God I want this one so bad, you guys.

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@patricksaxton Brando needs to be committed.

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This is the dumbest broadcasting crew on the planet.

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lol I fall for Dragan’s draw every time. Thought that was a miss

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Quintuple byes!

[Rocco Miller @RoccoMiller8]

The #SunBelt has announced a new Bracket format for 2025, magnifying the importance of the regular season (and likely tiebreakers).

#Pensacola

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@patricksaxton Asuma (for one more year)
Fox (somehow)
Tony White (Weber St.)
Davis Jewell (Sam Houston)
Chris Collins (Valpo)
Rando JUCO guy
Rando Turkish guy (UMass Lowell)

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My sides hurt from laughing so hard about this. What an idiot.

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Next year's core could (should?) include Hawkins, Mitchell, Christie, Garcia, Payne, Carrington and Asuma.

That is a deep, experienced seven-man rotation.

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SOURCES: every Gopher bball player is injured and the season hasn’t started yet.