Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼

🦅🌎⚓️ // Go Pack Go 🧀

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@knoxbetrayedag @PaintSn1ffer @LPNH Just because I don’t believe in political dialogue with my domestic enemies doesn’t mean I want to go around hacking them to death with a machete retard. Stop being a fucking glowie.

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

Again.

Halo is about blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@WiggerMaggot you have to say i don’t really do politics around them because they’ll explode if you piss them off

[Καλός @realKalos]

I will never be a skinny Japanese high school nerd with a foot taller Ukrainian giantess classmate I have a crush on who bullies me but protects me from guy bullies and slowly develops feelings for me but then gets deported back to Ukraine because her father evaded the draft and WW3 against Russia-China-Iran started and he gets killed quickly which inspires her to become a nurse and one day she finds me half-dead on the battlefield after I joined the Mishimian Vitalists Detachment that got sent to Kiev and we recognize each other and cry and kiss and later in the hospital she offers her virginity to me but we can't have sex because a drone blew my shii smoove off but she says it's okay because she loves me and in that one moment everything feels perfect before a Russian missile obliterates the whole building...

[A Fool for Christ ☦ @AFoolforChrist]

Me looking at the most popular upcoming games on steam:

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@HamzaAliMatwxe @25YearsAgoLive “defeat anyone” and it’s murdering 3000 civilians and running away

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@PaintSn1ffer @LPNH Charlie Kirk tried that and they killed him. Stop acting like you can win by rolling over and be a heckin good personerino

[Mastercheeks117⭒✮⭒ 🩷💛💙 ⭒✮⭒ @janetoofers]

"Xbox will reportedly move Halo under Activision Blizzard"

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

It’s over

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The next ‘HALO’ game will be developed under Activision — the same company as Call of Duty.

The new game will be developed by a newly formed team that is separate from the development of ‘Call of Duty’.

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@UNATCOHillaryPC

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@WiggerMaggot this is what my little brother said about the halo show and i nearly cried knowing i gotta put him down

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

>dead grass
>PMI hat
>retardedly incredible mistake only a disgusting ass thing could make

This ain’t from a marine, this is the work of a recruit at edson range

[Parody in a Skirt 🇺🇸 @parodyinaskirt]

unga bunga me muhreen
me load clip in magazine
me ask sarjint why it stuck
sarjint yell me “what the fuck?!”

[Ziptie 🏔️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @ziptie210]

@nutmegger740 trvke

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @AdrianFPascal]

“Meanwhile, back at Evil Inc. Headquarters…”

[Rubio Conservative 🇺🇸 @RubioCon2028]

Breaking: Thomas Massie announces articles of impeachment against Thomas Jefferson, citing the lack of a declaration of war in the Barbary Wars:

“Jefferson’s illegal war on Barbary pirates never got the correct authorization, and violated the law. Free Palestine”

[︎🤷🏾‍♂️ @FindYessirski]

Matt LaFleur meet and greet

[Redmond "Leakey" Melcher @RichardBreath67]

Not watching the packers the rest of the year idgaf anymore