SithLordSarah

MY CABBAGES

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

My boyfriend woke me up from a dream about Harry Styles so I can make him an omelette. I’m going to poison him.

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

I JUST REMEMBERED MY TWITTER PASSWORD AND IM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

Serve and protect deez nuts fascists

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

@handzofmercy I really thought mfs that would say they felt this way were like… LYING lol. Like I thought it was some bs

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

I’m so in love

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

Looking at matching Christmas sweaters on November 1st is down bad activities

[preston @stay_prest]

hot people get it

[matt @_dsppntdd]

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

[maia @mxmtoon]

actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[ali @probablyalissa]

He’s not ignoring you queen he just got raptured 🫶

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

[SithLordSarah @zit_zilla]

Now pretty baby I’m running back home to you.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show:

“A lot of people are worried that we won’t keep saying what we want to say, or that we’ll be censored, but I’m going to cover the President’s trip to the UK, just like I normally would”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: Stephen Colbert's opening tonight will forever be remembered as one of the most powerful moments of late-night comedy in modern history.

This is a must-watch. Damn. 🔥

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

tv shows getting cancelled because the president didn’t like what was said on those shows means that this shit is genuinely over and there is literally no point anymore. that is quite literally fascism.

[Robert Margolis @RobertMargolis]

@vicwingly

[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Why are we just fucking lying?