Zeth

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[Zeth @zitherrrrr]

Pamilyang (X)Javier 💛

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

been thinking ab this all my life

[BigCrafter @BigCrafterTv]

I'm 78 yo..as I've gained my decades, at 30, teenagers looked like kids but 20-30 looked good..40 looked old..when I was 40's the 50s yo started to look pretty darn good..and so on, but when I was in my 40s I realized if I didn't see some wrinkles they didn't look finished..now at 78, I see beauty that is that's hard to get into words..like a great work of art it takes my breath away, life is written on a body, hard labor, sorrow, even joy, happiness, fear..it's all right there in front of me..and I swear to God, the beauty, the price we pay in our physical appearance, it's like when you look at a newborn, you admire the perfection..in old age you admire the work it took to get there..and it's beautiful.. Hope that helps.. 😌

[luna @kluvspjw]

mga games tuwing family reunion:
1. agawan ng lupa
2. bodyshaming
3. misogyny
4. homophobia
5. comparison game
6. tanungan kung may jowa ka na ba

[ivane 🇵🇸 @imivanebarrion]

gago,, naka-iPhone na mga scammers ngayon?? 😭

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

true love: when my grandpa got back from Vietnam he tested positive for syphilis. he swore he hadn't been unfaithful & would get retested the next day. my grandma trusted him so much she slept with him that night.

anyways that's the story of how my grandma got syphilis

[Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor]

Car ad spend is set to hit $83 billion in 2023

Here's the 13 best car ads I've collected:

1. BMW

[Steph Mui @stephmui]

@georainbolt Influenced ✅

[rainbolt @georainbolt]

168 william st, nyc. you can order it by asking for "the rainbolt".
do not gatekeep.

[rainbolt @georainbolt]

an a non bagel related note, here are some geolocations myself & @unoxsoup have done for families recently

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

[rainbolt @georainbolt]

three months ago while visiting laos, i stumbled across this temple in northern vientiane. there i met ngonkham, a laotian monk that was fluent in english from only watching youtube.
(1/4)

[Sheryl Recinos MD @MdSheryl]

When I was a young mom, I was enrolled in an honors psychology class at my community college. The professor said he would fail any student with too many absences (I think 2?).

So when I had a babysitting emergency, I showed up to class with an infant and hoped for the best.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The only true way to get rid of a mosquito bite

[Puretuts @puretuts]

NO ONE PASSED in Environmental Planners Professional Licensure Examination held last April 22-23, 2023. This is one of the hardest professional examinations with Eight (8) Areas of Specialization.

[Anne 'Typing Typing Typing' Gregersen @AnneofManyNames]

My mom just sent someone on a side quest

Her folks forgot their phone before going on vacay. So she went to the train station, found a woman going to Copenhagen, and gave her the phone with the instruction:

"When you get to CPH give this phone to a woman who looks just like me"

[Jean Utzurrum @jean8rum]

Most Filipinos live in a "sachet economy" - unable to afford to buy at regular size or in bulk, or perhaps in living conditions with limited storage space. Goods are often repacked into small single use plastics. 1/2

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

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