Zitro

“I WANT A LOVE THAT STAYS” - out now!!

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Prayers for Perez Hilton. Mental health is important. That was so hard to watch.

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

I can’t believe I hurt my neck while recording vocals. 😢

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

I’ve never once felt the need to do drugs.

Not once. Life is already beautiful and I don’t need anything extra.

Now toad venom is trendy.

Watch this guy take it and turn pale white like he’s dying.

What possesses people to put literal venom in their bodies?

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

It’s literally brave to be monogamous in 2026. Especially if you’re gay

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

I love 90’s sitcoms but “Boy Meets World” is goddamn cringe sauce.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Feeding tubes will be his portion.
He will lose the ability to speak & then & only then will he feel the collective pain & long term ramifications he caused to new borns, young children who are still trying to become acclimated into society & schools, traumatized pregnant women who couldn’t even have family in the delivery rooms & visits, the elderly who died alone & afraid, young ppl still struggling w/mental health, suicide, people turned away from hospitals at their most vulnerable moments, the trust that is now gone from innocent people toward their governments forever, billions of stolen money from hard working tax payers via con artists…I’ve been struggling to find the humor in any of this. God bless everyone who made it to the other side. You’re stronger than you thought. God is in control.

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

You peaked in the 2010’s.
The worst era of music.
Be glad anyone is playing you.

People are tired of the performative grandstanding every time the president plays a song. Christ god… 🤡

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.

I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.

My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The United States of America will NEVER be a communist country.

[Magills @magills_]

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Mao killed more people than Hitler. If Hasan Piker had dressed like a Nazi, we'd have an appropriate outrage. But because commies have infiltrated all our institutions & lied about how evil they are, we don't get the National Socialists were no worse than all other socialists.

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Winning a shithole is not a flex.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Just saw an Asian dude use chopsticks to smoke a cigarette. 💀

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

When you try to be the next Luigi Mangione but you’re too fucking ugly

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

I’m a free bird! 🦅🇺🇸🤘🏼

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Jesus is King

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

God Bless America

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Happy 250th, America! 🇺🇸

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Zohran was elected by majority of non-citizens and white leftist transplants who make hating America (and their dad) their entire personality.

This is why America practices gatekeeping, to keep retards like Zohran from changing the American narrative.

[Zitro @zitrotunes]

Tears For Fears