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Dutchman abroad. Lukewarm tweets since 2008. Hobby enjoyer

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

The winner of every Round of 16 game so far has been the country with the highest unemployment rate for men aged 15-24

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When a guitar player has that green Matamp head I simply know what time it is

[skeletonheads @skeletonheads]

Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground

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People desperately scrambling for edgy new hot takes on this stupid fucking app lol

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

sleeping with a fan on is extremely dangerous and most people do it every single night

you thinking the breeze is keeping you cool and comfortable but it's actually launching a silent attack on your respiratory system... when you sleep with moving air directed at you, it rapidly evaporates the moisture from your mouth and nasal passages.

your body reacts to this extreme dryness in panic mode producing excess mucus to try and compensate. this is why so many people wake up feeling congested with a stuffy nose or a pounding headache but it gets worse; a fan doesn't just blow air it acts as a vacuum for dust and dead skin cells shooting them directly into your sinuses for eight hours straight

but here's the strangest part: sleeping with a fan can actually damage your eyes, many people sleep with their eyelids partially open without realizing it, that constant air flow dries out the surface of your cornea all night long leaving you with red and irritated eyes the moment you wake up.

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Get a good racing simulator and drive Nürburgring Nordschleife in a Gr. 3 car holy shit what a rush

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@POVMexico I eat this every Saturday it's great but damn all these taco shacks are plastic maxxers. All the prepped stuff in plastic tuppers. Plastic cutting boards. Plastic plates wrapped in plastic bags lol. Mexicans just really love that plastic

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One minute I could be listening to Celine dion's titanic song and then right after that I might put on Death - Pull The Plug. Complete schizo music enjoyer

[Magills @magills_]

Doom, but with Jesus

[retard mode ✞ @retardmode]

ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to be unemployed

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Robot has that classic Joe Biden walk

[TFTC @TFTC21]

First Lady Melania Trump arrives at the White House for her “Fostering the Future Together” roundtable on AI education next to humanoid robot Figure 03.

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@Andrew_J_Howard @btcmap Good to see you back brother

I lost track of this over the last few years but it is essential that people keep interacting with the protocol in this manner. At the end of the day, wallstreet btc tickers are quite literally fake and also indeed gay

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my feed and DMs are 80% slop garbage and elon is like "lets turn this into a banking app" what the fuck

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@ailaxavia My dog does this for free

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I'm so glad i left this faggy cleptocracy 13 years ago. Its too bad, it could have been a great country but the leadership sold out decades ago and people are too brainwashed to realize they're being led to the slaughterhouse

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

💥BREAKING:

🇳🇱 36% unrealized gains tax just passed in the Dutch House of Representatives.

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@tradertheory tweeps watch this and comment "wow this is really profound magical insight" meanwhile his mailbox shows nothing but insider trading lmao

[Konrad @KonradMustDie]

"It's impossible!" - "you cant do it twice!", people screamed from the audience.

But him, the legend, did it again.

there is no second best.

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I was a early gmail beta user w a common dutch name and i receive *a lot* of personal stuff from strangers.. pics, financials, appointments, letters, invites.. there was even an instagram account tied to my email that i took over lol. On occasion i have trolled people mildly

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I will stop tapping on the stupid picture collages now god dammit

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You filll a glass w ice. Top it off w water. Ice melts.. Water level stays practically the same. Worrying about melting polar ice caps is for idiots

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i love answering complex formal emails with "okidoki"

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@TheCinesthetic This movie is such a vibe. Amazing soundtrack also