Sergeant Stroker

I goon therefore I am

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

How zkMike feels at ETH Denver discussing the intricacies of zk-SNARKs with a female colleague when suddenly his zkGoon neurons get activated

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Joe McCann trying to dig a tunnel out of the Tanzanian prison

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Anxiously awaiting Iggy Azalia’s comments on Joe McCann’s situation $MOTHER

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

@Ian_Unsworth have you talked to him recently?

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

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[SB.hl @swansonbenson0]

Ralph Wiggum and ‘Moltbook’… two ai technologies im using every single day

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Thoughts?

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

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[Gattsu 🇬🇪 @GattsuYT]

This is an amazing thumbnail because I’ll start photoshopping my friends into the pic when they tell me they can’t hop on the game

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Need to acquire some dome so bad rn

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[Dome @getdomeapi]

Polymarket has acquired Dome 💜

We’re excited to bring our focus on speed, reliability, and dev experience to the world’s largest prediction market!

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

DMing Ian right now. Wish James was here

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Am i tripping?

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[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

i am blowing all super small accounts.

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Lmfao

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[James Christoph @JamesChristoph]

Yeah normally prime brokers give you a 90 day period to gamble it all back. Fucking idiot.

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

GGYYYYYYAAAAATTTT

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

“HODL”

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[Michael Saylor @saylor]

HODL

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

My GOAT Boccaccio actually did this

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

He’s just like me

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

OGs have been leaving Bitcoin since $1

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[Zhu Su @zhusu]

The fact that OGs are exiting is not as bearish as it sounds. OGs have been leaving Bitcoin since $1. Each successive wave of coin distribution strengthens the long-term health and money-ness of the asset.

There are people who no one remembers today who retired with 8 figs when BTC first hit $1k in 2013.

If BTC relied on any individual to buy or hold, it would have died ages ago.

Saylor’s MSTR investors are underwriting a BTC exposure inherently. He is the avatar not the sole beneficiary.

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

@elonmusk Just start stroking your shit unc

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Bottom

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[zoomer @zoomerfied]

[ ZOOMER ]

KYLE SAMANI STEPS DOWN FROM MULTICOIN, MOVES ONTO OTHER TECH AREAS

[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Every single chad on the fomo leaderboard caught the next $100M runner and you missed it….

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[Sergeant Stroker @zkGoon]

Just found out Boccaccio hit the White whale -> Penguin -> Molt rotation… absolute fucking legend. 9 figs easily

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