Zach Klusmeier

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Watching@your performance in court, ya know crying with no tears. No wonder why you haven’t landed roles. The only good one you had was the minute you had in zombieland. And after watching it I couldn’t tell if you were playing yourself or not https://t.co/BwFQFVGcYI

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

DON’T CROSS ME OR I WILL START A BAND AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC AND BECOME HUGE AND THE NAME OF THE BAND WILL BE YOUR CAR’S LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A VANITY PLATE WITH OUR BAND’S NAME ON IT OH MY GOD YOU WILL FEEL SO STUPID 😎

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@TalkMMA @Kaepernick7 @NFL Denver maybe?

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@ChrisEvans At the same time, that is the most American response you could have made. Kudos on making me lose faith and yet gain faith for Captain America

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@ChrisEvans I'm sorry cap, but putting cool ranch on top has made me lose faith in America.

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@realDonaldTrump Why would she still be out to get you? When you get taken out of office they wont make her President. I would start looking at Pence if I were you.....

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

When God closes a Kanye, he opens a Childish Gambino

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Why does everyone think "gun control" is about the goverment trying to take guns away? Isn't it about making it way harder for crazy motherfuckers to get their hands on them? I'm asking for my 9 month old son who's future I'm concerned about

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@elonmusk I've been asking @FlatEarthOrg the hard hitting questions with no response. I think it's time we work together to take them down

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

These are #tbt

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

I haven't been on Facebook yet today and just heard the news. I'm not religious but #PrayForPhilly

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@pattonoswalt He would just use you and not respond to your texts. I'm thinking more along the lines of @ChrisEvans. I think he would be a tender lover who would make you breakfast on the morning

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Where does the water go when it gets to the edge of the flat earth? Asking for a friend..... @FlatEarthOrg

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends No

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Follow up to my follow up: what happens when you get to the edge of said flat earth? Asking for a friend..... @FlatEarthOrg

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Quick question: if the earth is flat who is on what side of the coin? Follow up: who is trapped on the edge? @FlatEarthOrg

[Extreme Ownership @XtremeOwnership]

"Remain focused on the mission..." -@JPDinnell

#MUSTER004 #Mindset #MissionFocus

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[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

Perfect way to spend 330 a.m on my #Firstfathersday. Now it's my turn. #dadlife

[Zach Klusmeier @ZKlusmeier]

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