Fount: Do you ever wonder about the Witches?
Herald holding his wife's hand: Not really
Salt holding Elder Faerie's hand: Not especially
Bitchless friendless swagless hoeless dateless rizzless heightless momless deodorantless Nerd of Knowledge: Hm...
shadow milk can't be the beast who used to have a wife because his hoelessness is described in the story and by the crew in a way that is so mythological that it's genuinely unbelievable he ever got play
melanie is best friends with hell’s overlord who went out of her way to steal melanie’s soul from a nightmare demon parasite after she murdered her and rebuilt her by herself for months and yet melanie’s most popular ship is with a GUY that she has a total of 3 conversations with