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[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

I used to think that grandparents automatically loved their grandchildren. I do realize now that if they don’t like their son’s wife, they don’t like their grandchildren.

[SkyDanfoDriver 🛫 (Capt. Jamil) @CaptJamyl]

He who feeds you ‘Will’ control you.

Most times, overcontrol you…

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

i think the most unserious drink is malt. like what exactly are you trying to be? juice? soda? multivitamin syrup? pick a personality you underwhelming bore

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

In whatever you are doing, avoid Zinah. It destroys life in unimaginable ways.

You can reach all the hights but it can bring you down.

It brings misfortune, regret and agony.

If your aim is to reach far in life and never crash, avoid it…

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[IYAMETO😍 Food & Events 🔌 @Mosopemi]

I beg you in the name of anything you hold so dear. Please do not boil eggs in the same pot you're cooking rice in. Cook them separately!
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

Signed, Iyameto (olofada)! ✌️

[Biggy Dangote X @biggy_uj]

Get an appointment with the government and see how suddenly you turn everyone's favorite

[Adda Fatee @Adda__Fadi]

What happened to minding our business please? For 4 days straight, all I’ve been seeing is Ahmed XM and his family. Don’t u people have ur own problems? Kun san nawa na siya Titus Sardine? Kun san kudin deodorant? Ko kun san bread ya dawo 1700? And Fuel is still 1330 😩😭

[Adda Fatee @Adda__Fadi]

I miss 2010/2011/2012 Twitter era. No chaos, no Facebook people, no TikTok people, just pure vibes and good conversations.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

after pregnancy , you will realise that the people who actually, really, love you is only your husband and your mum.

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

“30 days has September…” the most useful nursery rhymes ever

I use it all the time 😂

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Peacock @dawisu]

Wait and see how the government will send delegation to the funeral and to offer condolences to the widow and the family after failing her late husband, using the sad moment to score cheap political points. Hypocrites! 😪

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i find it so hard to delete photos from my phone, it doesn't matter if the photo is a lemon, i feel like someday im going to need it.

[aisha(mrs)🇵🇸 @intaa_0]

I never go anywhere without informing my parents or older siblings 😭

I traveled with my husband and I still called my mum to tell her where I was going and how I was traveling 🤧🤧

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

saying “shut up” before skipping the ad is necessary.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

normalize not being mean and short tempered with children. It’s their first time on earth.

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.