Zach Lancaster

Most of the time I try to be funny. Sometimes I am.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

Watching our boys in Blue. #VermesArmy #MLSisBack #SportingKC

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@SuitablyB0r3d You are hired to work at a sit down restaurant. New boss comes and turns you into fast food. Would you stick around?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@SuitablyB0r3d Did you ever go there? It wasn’t just a sports website. In fact, a lot of what they did was making fun of people that told them to stick to sports. When the new boss told them to do it- they left.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@SuitablyB0r3d ... they quit because their boss told them to go against their entire philosophy.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@Deadspin Stick to sprouts.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@JamesStarritt I would like it if the stripes were solid.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@oneshiningpod @tatefrazier @clubtrillion Can someone explain to me why Missouri State is playing in the CBE classic?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@clubtrillion @tatefrazier Do I need to resubscribe on iTunes, or will it keep going automatically?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@TheStarters @treykerby Who is the best 6th man?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@BillSimmons Trump has hit the Tyson Zone, right?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@Angels at least you admit it's a single there in your tweet.

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@rustindodd at the game with no replay, what are they looking at?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@ringer @MalloryRubin @tatefrazier Which is worse: losing by 50 or on a buzzer beater?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@TheFakeNed What are those pillars holding up?

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@JasonKingBR isn't Forte on his 8th year of eligibility?

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@ringer @MalloryRubin @tatefrazier Will the Big 12 have 4 teams in the Elite 8?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@joe_sheehan Coverage? 4XL for both?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@BillSimmons it's funny that Nantz was quick to point out that Cam gave himself up and couldn't advance there...

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@DannyParkins @cdotharrison Would Landon Lucas be kstate's best player?

[Zach Lancaster @zl_84]

@tullycorcoran I am having an argument with a buddy: would Landon Lucas be kstate's best player?