Po Ming

toss it all over

[Po Ming @zlas41]

See a stray cat, oh... gang

[Po Ming @zlas41]

The 5 second rule was definitely invented as a way to make people eat the food as soon as possible to break the stigma of eating floor food. The 5 seconds that it takes for germs to get on the food was all just a coverup

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Asked the car salesman to “show me the carfax” and he sighed in disgust

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Now we’re talking

[Po Ming @zlas41]

That deep voice old guy with the green chilis on instagram finally wore me down.. 2 jars of some sort of product are on their way to ny

[Po Ming @zlas41]

@W_Yarbrough_10 @FOS @FOS geez watch out for this guy with the heat @W_Yarbrough_10

[Po Ming @zlas41]

@speendawg @Jefferytweets69 It’s one of those long boys is the issue. Dum Dum and straight in the mouth but this thing would would be working me @speendawg @Jefferytweets69

[Po Ming @zlas41]

I acquired an elite lollipop at lunch but cannot bring myself to engage it at my desk and it’s breaking me down

[julia @juumelo_]

the lion does in fact concern himself with latinas

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Girl caught me accidentally spitting my gum out and I say sorry it was a mouth egg. She was repulsed. Sorry you don’t get this vibe babe

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Goddamnit fuck! I forgot my fucking DS in NY. How will my Muk level up :/

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Thinking of placing a massive bet on the game tonight and then forcing myself to only watch the Simpsons cast

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Lots of people wondering where Po is gonna take his talents this election season. I am proud to announce my support for a mainstay in politics and a glimmer of hope in this divisive time

Po is for Vermin “the Peoples Champ”Supreme

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Stay Sharp 😤😤🔥💯

[Po Ming @zlas41]

@W_Yarbrough_10 Have to secure the base otherwise the slices get wonky

[Po Ming @zlas41]

Ya, I’ll take 1,000,000

[Po Ming @zlas41]

@oatmealkurtin My passion is art

[Po Ming @zlas41]

I now eat apples with a knife and I cannot recommend it enough. The slivers stay fresh and you don’t get too much apple at a time

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Team USA… never a doubt!!!!!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Po Ming @zlas41]

I have developed a genuine passion for betting on the WNBA