Zack Stillings

// just a guy with a free word processor // ✏️📕 // 🇺🇸🇫🇷🇷🇺🏳️‍🌈 // better on insta 📸 @zlswrites @stillingz // #amwriting // lawyer // rogue //

[maike 🍓🌿 @maikrhowave]

#eurovision

[ESCXKSN @escxksn]

SPEECHLESS , THIS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD PLEASE QUALIFY. #eurovision #eurovision2025

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@ColumbusCrew 👎🏻

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@MLS 👎🏻

[GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag96]

Our official statement re: #crew96 playing their regular season match vs. Miami in Cleveland: https://t.co/93tN7ipxRw

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@ColumbusCrew No.

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@ColumbusCrew Commenting for the ratio.

Just a slap in the face to the fans actually in Columbus. Have fun with a quarter full pink stadium - I won’t be there.

[Nick is somewhere @ikisnick]

UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide

US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Casey (Yazbek’s Strongest Soldier) @CaHu02]

When a league:

1) Allows a team to ignore Roster Rules

2) Use sponsors to bring players in

3) Not announce the qualification process until after said team has done something notable

4) Give spot to said team, while ignoring years of results

Your league might be corrupt 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@JoshMalerman Putting a plug in here because the audiobook narration was brilliant! Congrats on the success - one of my faves of the year.

[Nutmeg Soccer @NutmegSoccerCo]

The Good Day Columbus show are savages for this😂😂

Look away, Austin FC fans

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@Morgan_Hughes 😂😂😂

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

wait i thought lafc was good #crew96

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

30% in and ….yeah sleep will be tough tonight

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

@therealdonlion @JosephECicchino Thanks for the tip - absolutely crazy they all disappeared!

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

[Zack Stillings @zlswrites]

y’all might see someone you know in here 😏

so excited for this to come out!

[Sley House Publishing @SleyHouse]

Wanna learn more about our mysterious and weird owners? Volume One releases next week in time to celebrate our third anniversary. Preorder now at https://t.co/bsrvblWUhC

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

This is what great writing looks like:

[kat 🇨🇭 @eurovisionkat]

while im at it with the hit tweets today, you all paid my girl DUST this should've been in the top 10 last year i said what i said