Zoe Callahan

💙 Bentley & Rowan 💙

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

Don’t burn a bridge you still standing on👏🏻

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@HaleyTabor52 Me too girl me too! One day we will🤣

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@HaleyTabor52 BITCH FUCKING SAME😫😭😭

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

I came a long way from where I was, but that don’t mean I won’t put these paws on yo punk ass👏🏻 play with your momma hoe

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Difference between me & a lot of y’all is I’m not afraid to be disliked .. idc who you suppose to be, think you is, or who you kin to I’m standing on business & morals.

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

My brother is having a girl, and i just can’t wrap my head around it🤣 he’s really gonna be a girl dad! Lol

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

I love that I’m ALWAYS getting compliments on how my kids act in public, b/c someone once told me that I could never raise a gentleman b/c who their dad is🙃 jokes on them b/c god gave me 2 boys to raise🤣🖕🏻i must be doing something right👏🏻

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

Let’s face the facts, I am nuts, and I’m ok with that🫠🫠

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

You a bitch & he’s a bitch. Y’all like twin sisters bitchh👏🏻

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@abbyyalexiss @ShaeleeKD Maybe try the already mixed formula… when my oldest was sick one time, he wouldn’t take his formula, and I tried that it and it worked for him.

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

I’m a whole ass vibe in this drop offf line todayy😂

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

The only thing I can’t do, is pour gas into something from a gas can! Cause why tf they make that shit harder than brain surgery🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

he’s a 10 and he also doesn’t mind that i’m crazy so he’s a 20

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

I’ve came to realize I was raised by so many strong ass woman in my life, my mindset is stuck on I don’t need a man to do that! Give me the shit I’ll do it myself😂🤦🏼‍♀️ the only time I need a man is when I fuck shit up & break something😂🥴

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@_macall You don’t😩 I had a baby almost a whole year ago, and I’m STILLLL stuck on it🥴😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

Seeing a life boat still fucks me up, it’s been 3 years and I still cry when I see one. Life just isn’t fair😭😭

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

All it took was $50K to get rid of a bitch, that ain’t shitt! GOODBYEEE✌🏻

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@lil_mommmaa96 Same for you babes❤️

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

Loll, not some who told me that they had better tacos some where else, but then asking me for my recipe💀😮‍💨 adios muchos, cause you ain’t getting it😂✌🏻

[Zoe Callahan @zmcali311]

@C12P_ Honestly, we miss you too bro! It’s been a long minute!