Zach Messina

DJ, Videographer, Photographer, Poly and 💖💜💙

[Zach Messina @zmessina_]

Hey. With all of life’s crazy shit it’s nice to know that some things never change

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Shout out to my pizza cutter, that’s lives in a constant rotation between cutting my pizza’s and sitting in the dish drying rack 🤙🏻

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I am lonely. Which is a mind blowing concept given my life. But still. Here I am.

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Me: *OneWheel’s into a parking lot*
Rando dude: hey let me ride that!
Me: …… ha no.

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. @SpotifyUSA @Heardle_app bro… wtf…

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Just because someone is successful at something, doesn’t necessarily mean they’re very good at it.

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The last 3 days my BeReal noti has come EXACTLY when I’ve been pooping. Who is targeting me? And why?

[Avengers Updates @AvengersUpdated]

‘Deadpool: No Good Deed’ was released six years ago today! ⚔️

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I’m solid on @jasonsudeikis being one of my favorite people.

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I have dope ass clips of my DJ sets from a couple years that I really want to post, but I played Kanye so I can’t post them. Wtf.

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Listen @Disney if you let Jarod Leto ruin Tron. I will riot. We will all riot. Please. I beg of you

[No Film School @nofilmschool]

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@gnarlymarbls Aww shucks 😘

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I just real life heard someone say “I’m as honest as the day is long” and I’ve never distrusted a man more in my life

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Having a tooth pulled: shitty.
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

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Yo @Likewise why tf is #Moviedle a B&W 1930’s movie I’ve literally never heard of damn near every day?? Please shake it up a little with movies from this millennium. I’m a classic movie fan, but this is nuts.

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This weekend I single handedly ate an entire pan of banana bread. So if you’re feeling down this Christmas just know it’s good to have goals and see them through 💪 #goals #nodaysoff

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Honestly getting fed up encountering with unnecessarily dramatic homophobia on the daily. On you’re gonna stop watching the price is right because there was a gay couple on the show once??? Wtf. Grow up. Who’s really the goddamn snowflake you sensitive ass bitch.

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@CHANEL if I can’t afford @Hulu without ads, I’m sure as fuck not buying anything from you. It’s called target marketing. Ever heard of it?

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@BrendanWoolrid1 No, only because it’s not a movie based on the characters and stories of a video game. So it’s just a movie, featuring a lot of video games and references lol

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I really really want to like this movie. So please don’t be ass like every other video game movie to ever exist.

[The Super Mario Galaxy Movie @supermariomovie]

Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer.

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