zach o'lantern

weirdly alive // hope u like birds // bring back the Berkeley Bowl tweets

[zach o'lantern @zmillman]

@pipecork https://t.co/0XwtdhLANZ on repeat

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a fat quail lounging on a rock in the park

[zach o'lantern @zmillman]

when I unload the dishwasher without being asked

[MΛЯIПΛ @oscillate23]

Rolf Armstrong (1890–1960) - The Enchantress

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@bunnyhuunq My mom says they’re fine 🤷

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@lil_miss_idk I’m personally an urban transect diagram guy. Love walking to a little appropriately zoned cafe

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@kkshucko Among others

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hell is your favorite DJs coming to town to play at the worst possible venues

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@lil_miss_idk @jayprufr0ck Catching Ls over here 😔

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

LISTEN UP…IF YOU ARE A HATER, KEEP AT IT!

[zach o'lantern @zmillman]

This Eric Adams news is really telling me who my true friends (appreciators of the horny emoji text) are

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Apologies to the groom, bride, and menswear guy for the junk in my trunk

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Recognition setting in that I’ve gained twenty pounds since I bought my suit in college

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(suppressing weeb voice in manager meeting) ummm, there’s actually a Japanese term called nemawashi for that

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My version of the white woman saying gracias at the taqueria is asking for pad kee mao when the menu says drunken noodles

[zach o'lantern @zmillman]

@lil_miss_idk “She’s a great dog”
“Don’t worry he’s friendly”
“She’s not great at greeting people but otherwise very well behaved”
Signs you’re in for a bad time

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Sobering to learn that one of your favorite childhood restaurants has 3.1 stars on Yelp

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wirecutter best god to follow

[zach o'lantern @zmillman]

@olexpono I got fed up with all the coupling to vercel and ditched for Remix. They also had some laughable infra requirements (only public-web URLs for DB connection) that made it a non-starter for anything that would need to pass a security review